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AdoraBlightmare: gnawing shrieking what’s not fair,

Posted on September 16, 2015 by zfthrimej

can turn daycare into punishing hell/despair. To babysit this beast is to be ensnared. It can pretend to be adorable, so beware! Birth control and abortion are ways to be spared…

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This speed demon-ish toddler is named Alldon. He also has a habit of saying “I’m all done!”

Posted on October 11, 2014 by zfthrimej

He loves the fun of finishing first (or being second to none). Having totally finished his chores and art projects: This is what he really believes. Focusing and doing something thoroughly: He cannot yet do both of these with ease. … Continue reading →

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This toddler/monster’s name is Fug Cue

Posted on August 12, 2014 by zfthrimej

because he likes sharing hints that he can poo. His mischievous smiley twin siblings tell him what to do (so he releases his own gases on whoever blocks their view)…

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Satanic Brainchild just hatched, and is wreaking LOTS OF STRESS!!!!!!

Posted on July 22, 2014 by zfthrimej

Can it kick through someone’s mouth? The answer: OH HELL YES!!!!!! As a severe (and relentless) CONTROVERSIAL IDEA: some consider it evil LIKE CEREBRAL DIARRHEA!!!!!!