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“May I ask you two questions?” got answered

with “Yes; what’s the second one?” … In haiku form: “May I ask you two questions got answered with “Yes; what’s the second one?”

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If anyone ever says you’re boring, just say that you’re mysterious

(like a sphinx, near pyramids, serious).

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I thought someone said degraded; what she really said was decorated. As a result, a new song was created

(causing ears to feel elated and the opposite of jaded). I can’t erase it; this song is underrated.

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While the triathlete stated that she’d do Ironman, she had to clarify to the fanboy that she was not talking about Robert Downey Jr. or Tony Stark,

and that she would not do Iron Man. She was actually referring to the Ironman Triathlon, not the superhero.

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A store employee said go-backs. I thought she said gonads.

So we both laughed (leading to this flow rap (which might lead to slow clap, if it’s not goat’s crap)). I hope that (someone’s response is oh snap)!

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If Black Panther has at least one deleted scene,

it should be called “Deleted that footage”. Black Panther is checkommended.

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Someone with lots of joy told me that she loves misery.

I thought she said misery, but she really said Missouri. She went to Missouri because she missed Suree; Suree is her friend from a town called Surry.

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Someone told me that (for Halloween) she’ll be a dark mermaid. She said dark mermaid because every time when she told other people that she’ll be a Siren, they did not know what a Siren was,

and/or they thought that she wanted to be the alarm that’s on an ambulance.

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Two Native Americans were talking about dreamcatchers; someone else joined their conversation late.

The latter began talking about baseball players (squatting behind the plate).

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Two Native Americans were talking about dreamcatchers; someone else joined their conversation late.

The latter began talking about baseball players (squatting behind the plate).

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