Category Archives: reality

A kid demands candy, but his parent declines.

That kid then throws a tantrum, cries, and whines. Earlier, he ate a cookie; now he screams for a lollipop. He’s learning that people can’t always get what they want.

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Shilly-Shally has a mixed personality,

cautious because of an allergy, not sure, inquiring “What is reality?”, back and forthing more than one preference considering alternate dimensions… Shilly-Shally is amorphous with identity crisis, asking self “Hiatus? Or should i now try this?”…      

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She looks READY TO UNLOCK SOMEONE’S FACE WITH HER FIST

Someone left her with too many slightly different keys (SO SHE’S PISSED)… Her boss gave her those keys and without more specification. Customer wants a door open. F*ck that; she’s going on vacation…

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At an office supply store, a customer seems TEMPTED TO PUNCH a clerk

because that customer specifically wanted a 3-hole punch, and that customer learned from a clerk that the store does not have a 3-hole punch and because that clerk then mentioned to that customer that the store at least has three single-hole … Continue reading

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Expesctalation: a situation in which expectations escalate

This often happens when someone (who has not been taken seriously and/or is often considered to be an underachiever) does something (like an accomplisment) that is somehow very noticeably better or greater than anyone would have expected from that person. Expesctalation … Continue reading

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That person keeps demanding to hear only a yes or no answer. The pressure/limitedness of only two options seems like a cancer

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What if a standard of living is getting in the way of really living? If that’s the case, a DIY adventure is missing

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Valentine’s Day or Alonely Time (YAY!) ? Neither is not bad, there can be less pressure anyway

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Ow is in owe since there can be pain when broke (or payin’ by being booed for telling a bad joke)

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A long line waiting and eager to consume things that are not really needed is a many-headed serpent

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