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Tag Archives: buying
The ball was what a sports team kept dropping. This losing team’s game was what a fan stopped watching.
Shopping in a store made the fan feel better: this was what she told to a clerk at a register.
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An overpriced toy is what a 4-year-old hungers.
The response from that child’s parent is “Bummer.” While the grown-up won’t buy it, the 4-year-old pleads. Her parent wisely knows what that child doesn’t need.
Posted in poems, poetry, thinking
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Tagged "working", 4-year-old, 4-year-oldpleads, adventure, anecdote, anoverpricedtoy, Anoverpricedtoyiswhata4-year-oldhungers, answer, argument, arguments, atthecheckoutcounter, attheregister, atwork, aware, awareness, behavior, bored, browsing, budget, bummer, buying, case, cashier, cashierperspective, character, characters, child, children, concept, considered, considering, consumerism, conversation, customer, customers, customerservice, dialogue, discipline, drama, emotional, entertainment, experience, experiences, fascinating, focus, focusing, fromthatchild'sparentis"Bummer", greed, grown-up, grown-upwon'tbuyit, health, herparentwiselyknowswhatthatchilddoesn'tneed, hiphop, howpeopletalk, human, humanbehavior, humans, humor, hunger, idea, ideas, improv, inastore, influencedbyLouisC.K., inspiration, inspire, instore, item, items, journey, kid, kids, language, learning, life, listening, living, maybe, memories, memory, mind, money, motivation, music, need, needs, notcaving, noticed, observation, observations, overpricedtoy, parent, parenting, parentsaysbummer, parentwon'tbuyit, people, personal, persons, perspective, poem, poetry, pointsofview, possibility, priorities, psychological, psychology, purchase, question, rap, reading, really?, recovering, reflection, refusal, refusing, remembering, responseofthatchild'sparentisBummer, retail, rhymes, ridiculous, saving, savings, scenario, seriously?, shopper, shopping, sick, situation, songwriting, sounds, spending, store, story, storytelling, study, survival, survive, surviving, talking, the4-year-oldpleads, theory, theresponsefromthatchild'sparent, theresponseofthatchild'sparentisBummer, things, thinking, thoughts, thrimej, toy, toyiswhata4-year-oldhungers, truestory, understanding, want, wantsvsneeds, weird, what, whathappened, whatif, whatthatchilddoesn'tneed, whilethegrown-upwon'tbuyit, why?, whynot, writing, Z.F., Z.F. Thrimej, zfthrimej
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In sidewalk pocket nests, ravenous flocks want deals/selection best
(yet i thought they’d be thankful for what they have and digest)… Intriguing is to learn whatever it is that’s trending (which can also be a reminder to NOT become a lemming)…
Posted in comedy, health, hope, humor, weird, what the fuck
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Tagged adventure, America, anecdote, animals, animation, anticipation, art, beliefs, blackandwhite, BlackFriday, blogging, bored, buying, Christmas, Christmasseason, comedy, conceptart, consumer, consumerism, consumers, crazy, crowd, danger, dark, darktimes, dayafterThanksgiving, death, Deathherdcolony, disease, dystopia, entertainment, escape, escapism, excess, feeding, flocks, forgetfulness, frenzy, fucked, graphicdesign, greed, health, herd, hiphop, holiday, holidayseason, hope, horror, human, humanbehavior, humor, ideas, idon'tknow, illustration, improv, influencedbyLewisBlack, influencedbyTheBirds, inink, ink, insidewalkpocketnests, inspiration, inspire, intriguing, intriguingistolearnwhateveritisthat'strending, journey, lemming, lemmings, life, listen, living, mall, mallmentality, materialism, maybe, mentalhealth, mindless, misanthropic, misanthropy, mob, mobmentality, monster, monsters, mortality, music, nightmare, nonsense, November, ohno, ohshit, onpaper, orisit, painting, paranoia, people, poem, poetry, possibility, psychology, question, ravenous, ravenousflockswantdeals/selectionbest, reading, reality, really?, recovering, reflection, religion, remember, remembering, retail, rhymes, riot, scary, sciencefiction, seriously?, shadows, shopping, sick, silhouette, situation, songwriting, sounds, spending, store, stores, survive, survivor, suspense, Thanksgiving, theory, thinking, thoughts, tonotbecomealemming, warning, weird, whatiswrongwithme?, whatthefuck, whichcanalsobearemindertonotbecomealemming, why?, whynot, worstcasescenario, writing, WTF, yeahright, yetithoughtthey'dbethankfulforwhattheyhaveanddigest, zfthrimej, zombies
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“I’d like to DOUBLE BAG YOUR FACE” is what the store clerk wanted to say
to the persnickety fickle shopper in the store after-hours not going away. But he never said that out loud to that customer’s face; if he did, this would escalate into a more stressful case…
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A long line waiting and eager to consume things that are not really needed is a many-headed serpent
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Posted in addiction, adversity, animals, answer, art, belief, bored, comedy, counseling, curious, dork, drama, entertainment, fantasy, fucked up, geek, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagine, improv, joke, journey, learning, maybe, monster, motivation, nerd, observation, optimism, paranormal, poems, poetry, procrastination, reality, recovering, ridiculous, scars, science fiction, stories, style, subversion, theories, therapy, thinking, underachiever, weird, what the fuck, yeah right
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If lines of the barcode are strings pulling numbers, could numbers be puppets/consumerzombie/suckers
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Posted in adversity, anecdote, answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, bored, comedy, counseling, culture, curious, dork, drama, entertainment, everyday life, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagine, improv, journey, maybe, monster, motivation, nerd, observation, optimism, poems, poetry, question, recovering, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, stories, style, subversion, teeth, therapy, thinking, weird, what the fuck, yeah right
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Tagged "work", adversity, analysis, anecdote, answers, art, barcode, brains, buying, clerk, clues, code, comedy, conspiracytheory, consumerism, creativewriting, culture, design, dork, dystopia, entertainment, faceless, FightClub, geek, hints, hope, humor, ideas, idon'tknow, illustration, individual, individuality, information, life, lines, living, masses, materialism, maybe, mobmentality, nameless, nerd, numbers, overcome, people, perspective perception, philosophy, pictures, poems, poetry, political, puppets, questions, really?, records, retail, rhymes, ridiculous, scan, sciencefiction, seriously?, shopping, social, society, songwriting, story, storytelling, stupid, style, theory, things, thinking, thoughts, trippy, weird, why?, writing, yeahright, zombies
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A sign on the top of a store said “SAVE MAX”; so I stepped inside that store but there was no one who needed to be rescued.
Plus, there was no one in that store named Max. weird.
Posted in "working", adversity, answer, art, arts and crafts, bored, comedy, counseling, culture, curious, deep thoughts, defiance, domestic violence, dork, drama, dysfunctional family, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, fantasy, fuck yeah, geek, giggles, gut-check, healing, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, improv, joke, jokes, journey, learning, memoir, memories, motivation, nerd, observation, optimism, performance art, performing arts, poems, poetry, question, random writing, recovering, relationships, ridiculous, scars, subversion, therapy, things, thinking, tourism, tourist, underachiever, visual arts
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Tagged ?, action, action hero, adrenaline, adventure, advertising, alarm, anecdotes, art, bargain-hunting, bargains, based on true story, bored, breakout, business, buying, city life, comedy, comics, command, consumerism, coupons, covert ops, crazy ideas, crime, crimefighting, curious, customer service, danger, daydreaming, deals, distractions, don't be a hero or be a hero, dork, drama, economics, emergency, entertainment, escape, everyday life, false alarm, fantasies, fantasy, fiction, fight bad guys, fight evil, finance, following orders, fuck shit up, fuck yeah, geek, grocery shopping, guilty pleasure, gung-ho, healing, hell yeah, help, help people, hero, heroic, heroism, high, historical fiction, hope, hostage, how to be a hero, humor, ideas, improv, improvisational comedy, impulse, impulsive, instinct, investigation, John McClane, joke, jokes, journey, justice, kick ass, kicks, learning, let's do this, life, literacy, luxury, market, marketing, materialism, Max, messages, mini-mart, Mitch Hedberg, mixed messages, money, motivation, names, necessity, nerd, nonfiction, observational humor, on a mission, operation, people, people helping, places, poems, poetry, preservation, priorities, promote, purpose, questions, reading, really?, red flag, relationships, relief, rescue, retail, retailer, ridiculous, roadtrip, rush, SAVE MAX, saving money, savings, security, self-preservation, sending messages, shopping, sights, signal, SignonStore, signs, situation, snacks, social justice, SOS, store, stores, streets, stupid, suburbia, superhero, supermarket, surplus, survive, survivor, thinking, thoughts, thrills, tough, tourism, tourist, trap, travel, traveling, trip, trouble, urban, urban living, vigilante, wandering, wealth, weird, weirdo, what is the purpose, what the fuck, why?, writing, WTF, yeah right
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Coupon or Coup Pawn?
“I forgot my coupon.” A lot of customers say that after they put their items on the checkout counter in a store. And a lot of customers say that in a very surprised way that makes the coupon seem like … Continue reading →
Posted in answer, art, bored, comedy, culture, curious, dork, drama, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, fantasy, gut-check, homework, hope, huh, i don't know, improv, joke, jokes, journey, learning, memoir, memories, motivation, nerd, observation, performance art, poems, poetry, pop culture, question, random writing, reality, recovering, ridiculous, scars, student, subversion, things, thinking, underachiever, vampire
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Tagged advertising, agenda, agendas, art, at the work place, Bill Hicks, bored, business, buying, campaign, chess, coincidence?, comedy, conspiracy theory, consumer, consumerism, coup, coupons, discounts, dork, economics, economy, election, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, fantasy, Fight Club, forgetfulness, geek, guilty pleasures, hmm, human behavior, humor, i don't know, improv, improvisational comedy, impulse, impulsive, investment, joke, jokes, journey, learning, memoir, memories, mistakes, money, motivation, nerd, Noam Chomsky, observation, ownership, pawn, pawns, placebo, poems, poetry, political, psychology, questions, really?, recovering, remembering, retail therapy, saving, saving money, scars, shopping, spending, surprise, thinking, trends, trick, weird
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One shopper said “That is so cool!” while the other replied “Why do we need that?”
Intriguing conflict between what can be better  versus what we already have.
Posted in curious, everyday life, health, healthy, huh, humor, i don't know, joke, memoir, observation, poems, poetry, question, random writing, rhymes, ridiculous, things, thinking
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