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The ball was what a sports team kept dropping. This losing team’s game was what a fan stopped watching.

Shopping in a store made the fan feel better: this was what she told to a clerk at a register.

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An overpriced toy is what a 4-year-old hungers.

The response from that child’s parent is “Bummer.” While the grown-up won’t buy it, the 4-year-old pleads. Her parent wisely knows what that child doesn’t need.

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In sidewalk pocket nests, ravenous flocks want deals/selection best

(yet i thought they’d be thankful for what they have and digest)… Intriguing is to learn whatever it is that’s trending (which can also be a reminder to NOT become a lemming)…  

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“I’d like to DOUBLE BAG YOUR FACE” is what the store clerk wanted to say

to the persnickety fickle shopper in the store after-hours not going away. But he never said that out loud to that customer’s face; if he did, this would escalate into a more stressful case…

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A long line waiting and eager to consume things that are not really needed is a many-headed serpent

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If lines of the barcode are strings pulling numbers, could numbers be puppets/consumerzombie/suckers

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A sign on the top of a store said “SAVE MAX”; so I stepped inside that store but there was no one who needed to be rescued.

Plus, there was no one in that store named Max. weird.

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Coupon or Coup Pawn?

“I forgot my coupon.” A lot of customers say that after they put their items on the checkout counter in a store. And a lot of customers say that in a very surprised way that makes the coupon seem like … Continue reading

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One shopper said “That is so cool!” while the other replied “Why do we need that?”

Intriguing conflict between what can be better  versus what we already have.

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