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Introducing the latest and greatest genius spoon: FLIGHTSPOON!!!

Posted on November 22, 2012 by zfthrimej

It just doesn’t only fly almost EVERYTHING YOU EVER NEED, but it also SPINS, TWIRLS, HOVER-DANCES, TRIPPLE MID-AIR SOMERSAULTS food, news, information to your mouth and into YOUR BRAIN! Flightspoon is proud to offer you BILLIONS of MILLIONS of aerial … Continue reading →

Posted in adversity, anecdote, answer, art, bored, comedy, counseling, curious, dork, drama, entertainment, everyday life, geek, gut-check, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagine, improv, joke, jokes, journey, maybe, monster, motivation, nerd, observation, optimism, poems, poetry, pop culture, question, ridiculous, science fiction, stories, style, subversion, theories, things, underachiever, weird, what the fuck | Tagged addiction, adventure, advertising, art, Bill Hicks, Black Friday, bored, clerk, comedy, consumerism, customer service, d.i.y., disorder, distractions, do it yourself, do we really need that?, dystopia, Fight Club, gifts, gratitude, health, here comes the airplane, hope, humor, hype, ideas, journey, life, living, materialism, media, metaphor, need, obsessions, parody, people, poem, poetry, priorities, really?, retail, retail therapy, sarcasm, satire, science fiction, seriously?, sheep, shopping, sick, sociology, spoon feed, spoon feeding, style, subversion, surface, thankful, theory, thoughts, toxicity, trends, want, why do we need that?, why?, yeah right, zombie, zombies | Leave a comment

Total sounds more epic, more dramatically heightened when it is pronounced Toh-TALL!

Posted on November 12, 2012 by zfthrimej

There’s a seeking-for-completion-while-launching-high-to-the-sky ambitiousness (and/or even a world-domination-level-approaching confidence) to that pronunciation. It sounds more adventurous than the way that total is often spoken: toad-dull. So (as a I work as a part-time cashier/clerk , and especially on slow days,) … Continue reading →

Posted in anecdote, answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, bored, comedy, counseling, curious, dork, drama, eating, entertainment, everyday life, geek, healing, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagine, joke, journey, magic, maybe, mischief, monster, motivation, nerd, observation, optimism, performance art, performing arts, poems, poetry, question, recovering, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, style, subversion, theories, therapy, thinking, underachiever, weird, yeah right | Tagged "work", adventure, adversity, anecdote, art, bad joke, biography, bored, challenge, clerk, Clerks, cliffhanger, clothes, comedy, consumerism, customer, customer service, damage, danger, daydreaming, dork, drama, dysfunctional, entertainment, epic, everyday life, fantasy, femme fatale, fun, geek, groceries, holidays, hope, humor, ideas, job, joke, journey, life, linguistics, living, magic, memoir, money, motivation, nemesis, nerd, noise, open mic, overcome, play, poems, poetry, purchase, random, really?, retail, retail therapy, rhymes, ridiculous, science fiction, seriously?, shopping, sky, sound, sounds, spicy, spoken word, store, story, storytelling, stuff, stupid, style, suspense, sweet, theory, things, thoughts, thrill, thriller, total, true story, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, words, yeah right | Leave a comment

Coupon or Coup Pawn?

Posted on April 11, 2012 by zfthrimej

“I forgot my coupon.” A lot of customers say that after they put their items on the checkout counter in a store. And a lot of customers say that in a very surprised way that makes the coupon seem like … Continue reading →

Posted in answer, art, bored, comedy, culture, curious, dork, drama, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, fantasy, gut-check, homework, hope, huh, i don't know, improv, joke, jokes, journey, learning, memoir, memories, motivation, nerd, observation, performance art, poems, poetry, pop culture, question, random writing, reality, recovering, ridiculous, scars, student, subversion, things, thinking, underachiever, vampire | Tagged advertising, agenda, agendas, art, at the work place, Bill Hicks, bored, business, buying, campaign, chess, coincidence?, comedy, conspiracy theory, consumer, consumerism, coup, coupons, discounts, dork, economics, economy, election, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, fantasy, Fight Club, forgetfulness, geek, guilty pleasures, hmm, human behavior, humor, i don't know, improv, improvisational comedy, impulse, impulsive, investment, joke, jokes, journey, learning, memoir, memories, mistakes, money, motivation, nerd, Noam Chomsky, observation, ownership, pawn, pawns, placebo, poems, poetry, political, psychology, questions, really?, recovering, remembering, retail therapy, saving, saving money, scars, shopping, spending, surprise, thinking, trends, trick, weird | 1 Comment

At a Vintage Thrift Shop

Posted on March 31, 2012 by zfthrimej

A hanger (slid and shoved along against the round clothes rack) sounds the shrill indelible noise from pushed aside garment that failed to attract. It agreed (yet struggles) with inertia; There’s a chance to make and hug a new and … Continue reading →

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One shopper said “That is so cool!” while the other replied “Why do we need that?”

Posted on March 15, 2012 by zfthrimej

Intriguing conflict between what can be better versus what we already have.

Posted in curious, everyday life, health, healthy, huh, humor, i don't know, joke, memoir, observation, poems, poetry, question, random writing, rhymes, ridiculous, things, thinking | Tagged answer, ask, asking, awareness, belonging, better, buying, change, comedy, common sense, consumer, consumerism, control, conversations, cool, customer, customer service, debate, dilemma, discipline, discussion, everyday life, evolution, evolving, excess, food for thought, gratitude, greed, head vs heart, health, hip, hipster, hope, humor, improvement, joke, learning, lessons, living, materialism, memoir, mind vs matter, more, moving backward?, moving forward, necessity, needs, new, new vs old, now, observation, obvious, old, overheard, overheard conversations, ownership, poems, poetry, possession, products, progress, pros and cons, question, random, really?, retail, retail therapy, rhymes, ridiculous, sale, sale items, satisfaction, self-reliance, sentimental value, shopping, store, style, style vs substance, thankful, things, thoughts, today, today vs tomorrow, tomorrow, trend, trendy, true story, wanting more, wants, weighing options, weighing pros and cons, what the fuck, why do we need that?, why?, willpower | Leave a comment

Fashion Addict

Posted on March 9, 2012 by zfthrimej

A vintage store fashion addict who casually promises to be in and out of the store “in a minute” must be in denial. (That, or it’s just a metaphor for at least half an hour.)

Posted in comedy, dating, deep thoughts, dork, everyday life, geek, giggles, huh, humor, i don't know, improv, nerd, observation, poems, poetry, random writing, relationships, ridiculous, things, thinking, whatever | Tagged clothing, comedy, consumerism, deep thoughts, euphemism, exaggeration, fashion, gullible, half an hour, hanging out, humor, improv, keeping it real, metaphor, naivete, no way, observation, obsessed, obsession, poems, poetry, random, reality check, really?, retail therapy, ridiculous, rolling eyes, shopaholic, shopping, style, thrift shop, unbelievable, vintage store, with the female friend, yeah right | Leave a comment

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Introducing the latest and greatest genius spoon: FLIGHTSPOON!!!

Total sounds more epic, more dramatically heightened when it is pronounced Toh-TALL!

Coupon or Coup Pawn?

At a Vintage Thrift Shop

One shopper said “That is so cool!” while the other replied “Why do we need that?”

Fashion Addict

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