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A take-out specialist makes great customer service happen; a take-out specialist also sounds like an assassin

(or a hitman, skilled at taking anyone out). The role of take-out specialist helps bring food to the mouth. This job title can cause a restaurant crew member to feel like he or she is on a crucial adventure. Hunger … Continue reading

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A hula dancer tried to seduce me; I can’t share some details since they’re too juicy…

I had to decline her offer despite her bribes (because she already had a boyfriend and he collects knives).

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Cringespire: to motivate or inspire someone after or while making someone cringe.

Cringespiration: motivation or inspiration that may take the form of something cringeworthy, awkward, embarrassing and/or discomforting. Especially during a game of Truth or Dare, a dare has the ability to cringespire someone to confront and overcome something that is feared. … Continue reading

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The fireworks that do not work were called firelazy.

That may sound crazy, yet they may increase safety.

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Marked with a smiley face, a box cutter is staring at me. It looks happy (and potentially stabby).

Sharp is its “hairstyle”, and maybe also its mind. Its facial expression at least looks kind. (The smiley face was drawn with ink. Pictures of this can be found via the following link: http://whendeadlinesbecomezombies.wordpress.com/2016/10/04/marked-with-a-smiley-face-a-box-cutter-is-staring-at-me-it-looks-happy-and-potentially-stabby/ )

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Apparel or a peril? Some clothes are not wearable.

These thoughts may sound less dangerous if they’re sung like a carol.

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Wax with a wick that’s somehow used wickedly isn’t just scandalous, but it is also scandleous…

So i’m not sure how others might handle this…

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If a person gets a tattoo of a cat and if getting that cat tattoo feels painful, then there’s a fair chance that that person said “me ow!”

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Bea Maya Guest responds with “Be my guest”; she doesn’t give a damn about the rules or the test.

More reasons to love her: she’s confident, honest. (Plus the rhythm of her stories reminds me of jazz fest…)  

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A group of artists formed a small circle and they were drawing EACH OTHER!

They don’t know what’s on others’ papers; it’s like poker (AND FUNNER)! Each artist looked at another, then at paper: sketch and draw! Split focus, sketchy suspense like a Mexican Stando(ff?)

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