Tag Archives: zombies

“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.

Both statements surprised their listener, they were eating up his brain, they required ad-lib answers, zombies-nearing-target/prey(um?!) .  {Straight A’s changed to fangs (from a snout/chainsaw-mouth)}

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Kitchen chem deliri yum (Part 4 of ?)

furthering into weird territory

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The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”

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From the PG version of issue 5 of my “When Deadlines Become Zombies” zine:

a few of my poems, images, artwork

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Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet

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Other possible ways/verbs/nouns of saying “Lost my virginity”

That phrase makes me ask what is gained, won, and/or found? One of Sir Isaac Newton’s laws of motion is (or goes something like) “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” So, as an exercise of applying … Continue reading

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“Call me if my phone rings.” A real human person actually seriously said that to me

. Weird; not sure if that person will ever really receive a call.

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Blank unicorn figurine became Evol Love Triangle

(This is continuation of a post that i posted last month which can be found at http://zfthrimej.wordpress.com/2013/01/26/i-was-very-recently-reminded-of-a-paintingstory-that-i-painted-on-a-blank-unicorn-figurine/   ) The blank, non-colored, non-illustrated-on unicorn figurine was sculpted by an unknown artist. The illustration, painting, and storytelling/concept were done by me. … Continue reading

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Red carpet rolling from doorway of a car designed like a frog?

Sometimes there are those with too much buzz; fame, media can be a bug.

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Zolne liosf (delving into elsething)

Reblogged from When Deadlines Become Zombies: imprint kitchen chem deliri yum archipelago dessert taco (reblogging the majority of a previous post, with a bit of a revision/update)

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