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Nominated for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award (Part 1 of ?: the stating-7-things-about-myself part)

Posted on January 14, 2013 by zfthrimej

Over at http://shohpie.wordpress.com/2012/12/09/weekly-post/, I got nominated by blogger Sophie for this award. Thank you, Sophie. In order for a nominee (such as myself) to accept this award, the following rules are to be followed by the nominee. 1. Display the award … Continue reading →

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If Mjolnir was a pen instead of a hammer, Thor would be AuThor

Posted on October 19, 2012 by zfthrimej

(in charge of good grammar).

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A coin that’s got a decomposing face has changed into a zombie president

Posted on July 10, 2012 by zfthrimej

!!!!

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Prioritizing the Pasta (in Gotham City!)

Posted on July 3, 2012 by zfthrimej

The favorite pasta of the butler of Batman must be Alfredo (Fettuccini-styled).

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A riot that goes very awry should be called awryiot

Posted on June 16, 2012 by zfthrimej

(or very awryiot).

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Something that is not exactly alright, but not exactly wrong is awryight.

Posted on June 15, 2012 by zfthrimej

Partly alright, yet partly awry.

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Uplifting Father’s Day gift idea for dads who like to read: POP-UP BOOKS!

Posted on June 13, 2012 by zfthrimej

(or not; it’s the thought that counts.)

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6/9 coincidence? subliminal lack of innocence?

Posted on June 10, 2012 by zfthrimej

Cheers to a sweet 6/9 day that does not suck

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Science fiction prom theme idea: dress up as characters from the Prometheus and Alien movies!

Posted on June 9, 2012 by zfthrimej

It would include the opportunity to crown a couple as Prom Prometheus King and Queen! And someone can be awarded the title as Prom Bishop (requirement: must be able to do that dance move The Robot!) Hopefully huggingly romantic memorable … Continue reading →

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The alien wanted the humans to smile, so it showed them a camera. They did not smile.

Posted on June 3, 2012 by zfthrimej

Lesson learned by the alien: cameras don’t necessarily cause smiles.

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Tag Archives: what the fuck is wrong with me

Nominated for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award (Part 1 of ?: the stating-7-things-about-myself part)

If Mjolnir was a pen instead of a hammer, Thor would be AuThor

A coin that’s got a decomposing face has changed into a zombie president

Prioritizing the Pasta (in Gotham City!)

A riot that goes very awry should be called awryiot

Something that is not exactly alright, but not exactly wrong is awryight.

Uplifting Father’s Day gift idea for dads who like to read: POP-UP BOOKS!

6/9 coincidence? subliminal lack of innocence?

Science fiction prom theme idea: dress up as characters from the Prometheus and Alien movies!

The alien wanted the humans to smile, so it showed them a camera. They did not smile.

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