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Helmet Bloodship, Tongue Red Tie, and Teeth Bleed Kiss

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Any time that there’s a very excessive replaying of that Bruno Mars’ song “Marry You” actually makes me wish that there was a song called “Divorce You”.

So the chorus would probably include something like: “I think I wanna divorce you !”

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“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.

Both statements surprised their listener, they were eating up his brain, they required ad-lib answers, zombies-nearing-target/prey(um?!) .  {Straight A’s changed to fangs (from a snout/chainsaw-mouth)}

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Kitchen chem deliri yum (Part 4 of ?)

furthering into weird territory

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Last minute Mother’s Day gift idea: gift card from a bachelorette party/female-friendly adult boutique (!?)

Hopefully this is at least original and fun, and shows her love.

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A very successful hockey team plays both on ice and on fire

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From the PG version of issue 5 of my “When Deadlines Become Zombies” zine:

a few of my poems, images, artwork

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“I’m looking for my wife before she spends all my money.”

He said this to me before suggesting “Do not get married.”

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Considered submission idea for the Remembering Who We Are zine (Part 1 of ?) :There was so much unnecessary arguing between family members (and even bullying, abuse

from a mother to her daughter). This family was in the process of moving all of their belongings from their old house into a new apartment. There were disagreements and misunderstandings and lots of difficulties, stress, tensions, threat-like shoutings in … Continue reading

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The noodles tasted stretchy because they’re actually rubber bands

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