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Any time that there’s a very excessive replaying of that Bruno Mars’ song “Marry You” actually makes me wish that there was a song called “Divorce You”.

So the chorus would probably include something like: “I think I wanna divorce you !”

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She announced to him that the cupcake cups would be her costume. Then he thanked her because he liked what he was imagining

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“I’m looking for my wife before she spends all my money.”

He said this to me before suggesting “Do not get married.”

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Considered submission idea for the Remembering Who We Are zine (Part 1 of ?) :There was so much unnecessary arguing between family members (and even bullying, abuse

from a mother to her daughter). This family was in the process of moving all of their belongings from their old house into a new apartment. There were disagreements and misunderstandings and lots of difficulties, stress, tensions, threat-like shoutings in … Continue reading

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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5. She led him into her bedroom;

it’s his first time.

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Submission (and a few considered ideas for submissions) to Remembering Who We Are zine

The submission that i ultimately submitted to that zine was a poem that i posted on my blog last year. That poem is Coupon or Coup Pawn?  which can be found at: http://zfthrimej.wordpress.com/2012/04/11/coupon-or-coup-pawn/  And while i like and am proud … Continue reading

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She wanted to know the time of the event, so she asked him “Do you have a date?” He replied “No; why? Do you know of a woman who’s single and would go out with me?”

So, he wasn’t thinking about the time (?)

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While the triathlete stated that she’d do Ironman, she had to clarify to the fanboy that she was not talking about Robert Downey Jr. or Tony Stark, and that she would not do Iron Man

. (She was actually referring to the Ironman Triathlon, not the superhero.)

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Late at night, the student had to build a mission. When his parents asked him why, he said “Because it’s due tomorrow”

.

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“Call me if my phone rings.” A real human person actually seriously said that to me

. Weird; not sure if that person will ever really receive a call.

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