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Any time that there’s a very excessive replaying of that Bruno Mars’ song “Marry You” actually makes me wish that there was a song called “Divorce You”.

So the chorus would probably include something like: “I think I wanna divorce you !”

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“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.

Both statements surprised their listener, they were eating up his brain, they required ad-lib answers, zombies-nearing-target/prey(um?!) .  {Straight A’s changed to fangs (from a snout/chainsaw-mouth)}

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Considered submission idea for the Remembering Who We Are zine (Part 1 of ?) :There was so much unnecessary arguing between family members (and even bullying, abuse

from a mother to her daughter). This family was in the process of moving all of their belongings from their old house into a new apartment. There were disagreements and misunderstandings and lots of difficulties, stress, tensions, threat-like shoutings in … Continue reading

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Chum + chomp = chump?

Shark encounters divers in the following video: http://gawker.com/5991991/holy-fuckballs-great-white-shark-penetrates-diving-cage-goes-after-diver

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A car that has been drastically altered by a cult has been car washed

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Nominated for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award (Part 1 of ?: the stating-7-things-about-myself part)

Over at http://shohpie.wordpress.com/2012/12/09/weekly-post/, I got nominated by blogger Sophie for this award. Thank you, Sophie. In order for a nominee (such as myself) to accept this award, the following rules are to be followed by the nominee. 1. Display the award … Continue reading

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Slyde Ivory: a kabuki dance floor “trash whore” ,

a post-crash/ ghost cloud/ spear it spirit, remembering rare pink feather, bringing flowers at reunion, lost a loved one, though keeps on movin’, seashell shoulders, chopstick  legs, “Fragile?” F*ckit, she’s no regrets   A Sally-Jose romance: she never forgets

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Artist/writer’s debt-cancelling contingency fantasy plan

As an artist/writer and as someone who’s still in what looks and feels like a giant endless hole of debt because he has to repay a frickingly higher-than-expected haunting student loan AND because of questionable investments (and/or mistakes, including a … Continue reading

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Lurknife talks to Gildy (leading to something that might sound silly)

A greasy flood of expectations almost took a stranger’s life. That stranger became Gildy’s trainer, a sharp voice of reason called Lurknife. “Do you remember your training? Should I activate fight mode?” (Near-dead) Gildy screamed: “DO IT!” causing Wharlpoon to … Continue reading

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But poo is in the spoon. And spooning can lead to pooing.

Victim strangely refuses to answer… What happened? What’s he doing?

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