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So at a show, the audience may ask: “WHO IS THAT?!” Then the band responds: “WE. ARE. SINUS INFECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WE WILL INFECT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! 1-2-3-4!!!!!!!!……….” (then the band starts loudly blasting their music)

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“Will this be for here or to go?” “This will be for me.”

Posted on August 10, 2012 by zfthrimej

I’ve actually considered responding to that question with that answer. Hopefully, the restaurant’s cashier who asks that question will not be annoyed if I answer that way.

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Friendly pigs that write messages in the mud to each other are pen pals.

Posted on August 7, 2012 by zfthrimej

And if the mud is somehow deep enough, they can go snortkeling.

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At 12:00, the clock makes some noise because its hands high five each other

Posted on July 25, 2012 by zfthrimej

for both reaching the clock’s top together (or it could be a high twelve).

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The noodles tasted stretchy because they’re actually rubber bands

I noticed a driving school car that used to have that “STUDENT OF THE MONTH” sticker on it. The part of the car that had the letters STU (from “STUDENT OF THE MONTH”) got damaged. So now that sticker just says “DENT OF THE MONTH”

The Jonah Hill that dropped weight could also be referred to as Jonah Valley

Wandering into a rice field improves Link’s chance to meet Snap, Crackle, and Pop

Another idea for a band name: “Sinus Infection”

“Will this be for here or to go?” “This will be for me.”

Friendly pigs that write messages in the mud to each other are pen pals.

At 12:00, the clock makes some noise because its hands high five each other

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