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Ducks that illegally cross the street are jaywaddling

Posted on May 18, 2013 by zfthrimej

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Posted in anecdote, animals, art, bored, comedy, curious, dork, dream, entertainment, geek, healing, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagine, improv, journey, learning, maybe, motivation, nature, nerd, poems, poetry, ridiculous, style, theories, therapy, thinking, tourism, tourist, travel, traveling, vacation, weird, yeah right | Tagged adventure, almost haiku, anecdote, animals, art, birds, bored, comedy, cool, criminal, cute, daydreaming, dork, driving, ducks, energy, entertainment, family, fun, geek, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, illegal, improv, inspiration, inspire, journey, language, laws, life, living, motivation, moving, nature, nerd, pedestrian, performance, poem, poems, random, really?, ridiculous, road, seriously?, story, storytelling, street, theory, thinking, thoughts, tourism, tourist, transportation, travel, what is wrong with me?, words, yeah right | 1 Comment

“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.

Posted on May 17, 2013 by zfthrimej

Both statements surprised their listener, they were eating up his brain, they required ad-lib answers, zombies-nearing-target/prey(um?!) . {Straight A’s changed to fangs (from a snout/chainsaw-mouth)}

Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, rhymes, improv, ridiculous, music, comedy, observation, relationships, i don't know, answer, thinking, dork, underachiever, curious, subversion, geek, science fiction, kids, domestic violence, dysfunctional family, memories, recovering, scars, what the fuck, fucked up, therapy, autobiography, biography, eating, health, art, arts and crafts, colors, teeth, visual arts, entertainment, monster, fantasy, weird, supernatural, counseling, school, learning, drama, hope, motivation, journey, optimism, fuck yeah, procrastination, yeah right, bored, healing, ideas, maybe, style, stories, imagination | Tagged humor, comedy, poetry, poems, improv, rhymes, ideas, dork, motivation, thoughts, thinking, relationships, WTF, style, dating, adventure, fantasy, nerd, science fiction, geek, art, music, singing, storytelling, sound, really?, memories, remembering, pain, trauma, recovering, heal, bullying, domestic violence, weird, dysfunctional family, memoir, health, painting, school, inspire, therapy, i don't know, deadlines, living, hope, monsters, abuse, victim, survivor, haunt, demons, questions, perspective, searching, answers, inspiration, life, journey, gallows humor, seriously?, what is wrong with me?, weirdo, overcome, dialogue, crisis, noise, horror, zombies, story, mental health, brains, lyrics, visual, based on a true story, to be continued..., emotions, black comedy, paint, biographical, coming of age, red, overcome adversity, procrastinating, school pressure, academic pressure, elitism, rape victim | Leave a comment

Kitchen chem deliri yum (Part 4 of ?)

Posted on May 16, 2013 by zfthrimej

furthering into weird territory

Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, improv, ridiculous, observation, i don't know, question, answer, thinking, nerd, dork, underachiever, curious, subversion, geek, dysfunctional family, recovering, scars, fucked up, therapy, food, health, paint, painting, art, arts and crafts, colors, teeth, visual arts, performing arts, animals, entertainment, paranormal, monster, fantasy, weird, mystical, magic, supernatural, education, learning, drama, hope, motivation, journey, adversity, optimism, gut-check, fuck yeah, procrastination, yeah right, traveling, travel, bored, tourist, tourism, places to see, vacation, nature, healing, ideas, theories, maybe, style, creativity, haiku, almost haiku, imagine, imagination, belief | Tagged photography, humor, ridiculous, comedy, poetry, ideas, dork, perception, shapes, thoughts, thinking, style, animals, adventure, fantasy, nerd, entertainment, emoticons, geek, crafts, art, storytelling, really?, yeah right, poem, language, memories, scars, recovering, healing, reflection, weird, dysfunctional family, yellow, painting, color, inspire, therapy, i don't know, wandering, living, hope, psychology, Alien, death, mortality, hunger, bored, monsters, demons, questions, perspective, searching, search, life, journey, time, seriously?, travel, imagine, what is wrong with me?, hallucinating, dream, places, weirdo, horror, zombies, vacation, strange, theories, story, daydreaming, surreal, nonsense, visual, trip, creatures, trippy, mood, location, reflect, emotions, landscape, other, dark, glyph, hallucinate, abstract, haiku, almost haiku, splash, paint, travelling, setting, emoticon, arts, map, purple, atmosphere, curious release, islands, primal | Leave a comment

Radio might have listeners that are bugs since bugs have antennas

Posted on May 14, 2013 by zfthrimej

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Posted in anecdote, animals, answer, art, belief, bored, comedy, creativity, culture, curious, dork, drama, entertainment, fantasy, geek, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagine, improv, journey, learning, maybe, motivation, nature, nerd, observation, optimism, pets, poems, poetry, pop culture, question, relationships, ridiculous, science fiction, style, subversion, theories, thinking, underachiever, weird | Tagged ? science, adventure, almost haiku, animals, antennas, art, audience, audio, biology, bored, broadcast, bugs, cartoon, channel, comedy, concept, cool, curious, daydreaming, dork, ears, emoticon, entertainment, fantasy, frequency, fun, geek, haiku, heard, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, journey, life, listening, living, maybe, music, nature, nerd, noise, overheard, perception, perspective, poems, poetry, questions, radio, really?, recreation, ridiculous, science fiction, senses, sensory, seriously?, show, sound, story, storytelling, stupid, style, technology, theory, thinking, tune in, waves, what if, what is wrong with me?, wondering, writing, yeah right | Leave a comment

The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”

Posted on May 14, 2013 by zfthrimej

Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, rhymes, improv, ridiculous, comedy, observation, everyday life, sex, things, i don't know, question, answer, thinking, nerd, dork, underachiever, curious, subversion, naughty, mischief, geek, science fiction, recovering, scars, fucked up, food, eating, healthy, health, art, colors, teeth, animals, addiction, culture, sin, monster, fantasy, fantasies, weird, magic, learning, reality, drama, hope, motivation, journey, adversity, optimism, gut-check, fuck yeah, procrastination, yeah right, travel, bored, nature, dream, dreams, ideas, theories, maybe, style, stories, anecdote, imagine, imagination, belief | Tagged humor, ridiculous, comedy, poetry, poems, rhymes, ideas, dork, consumerism, perception, motivation, stupid, sex, thoughts, thinking, what if, play, curious, food, retail, style, animals, fun, adventure, fantasy, nerd, entertainment, geek, art, math, music, singing, storytelling, shopping, really?, yeah right, brainstorm, scars, reflection, drama, health, healthy, inspire, therapy, i don't know, eating, philosophy, deadlines, mirror, punk, people, living, human, hope, tomorrow, consumer, now, lessons, evolving, evolution, moving forward, risk, danger, death, thrill, pleasure, addiction, drugs, questions, perspective, answers, inspiration, life, adversity, journey, numbers, time, clock, seriously?, adrenaline, what is wrong with me?, "work", maybe, imperfection, misunderstanding, overcome, awake, wake up, lucky, carpe diem, Fight Club, zombies, logic, theory, story, daydreaming, Bill Hicks, reasoning, lyrics, economics, birth, anecdote, hip-hop, rap, grocery shopping, pressure, asleep, mood, attitude, reflect, terminal, argument, date, present, rhythm, bucket list, alive, viral, rationale, grateful, dying, price, cost, deadline, beginning, no tomorrow, drink, feeling, feel, vice, bad idea, honored, yolo, organic, approach, indulge, expiration, expiration date, all the more reason, human condition, condition, appreciate, embrace, due, good idea?, habits, discusson, Breaking Bad, ending, understanding, numb, Trainspotting, Lust for Life, Iggy and the Stooges, Tyler Durden, sensory, Equilibrium | Leave a comment

From the PG version of issue 5 of my “When Deadlines Become Zombies” zine:

Posted on May 3, 2013 by zfthrimej

a few of my poems, images, artwork

Posted in anecdote, animals, art, bored, comedy, counseling, culture, curious, fantasy, healing, health, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, journey, maybe, monster, motivation, nerd, optimism, poems, poetry, question, random writing, recovering, ridiculous, science fiction, style, subversion, theories, thinking, underachiever, visual arts, weird | Tagged adventure, alternate, animals, art, back cover art, books, bored, clues, comedy, conspiracy theory, cover, cover art, design, dice, dork, editing, entertainment, fantasy, geek, hints, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, illustration, images, improve, journey, lettering, life, living, mice, monsters, nerd, observation, periodicals, PG, PG version, photography, pictures, poems, poetry, preview, project, questions, reading, really?, rhymes, ridiculous, science fiction, seriously?, Slyde Ivory, small cube of cheese, story, storytelling, style, suspense, theories, thinking, thoughts, typography, vampire, weird, weirdo, When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5, writing, zine, zines, zombies | Leave a comment

“I’m looking for my wife before she spends all my money.”

Posted on April 27, 2013 by zfthrimej

He said this to me before suggesting “Do not get married.”

Posted in addiction, adversity, anecdote, art, belief, bored, comedy, counseling, culture, curious, dork, drama, dysfunctional family, entertainment, everyday life, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, journey, learning, maybe, memories, mischief, motivation, observation, optimism, places to see, poems, poetry, question, recovering, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, stories, style, subversion, theories, therapy, things, thinking, travel, traveling, underachiever, weird, yeah right | Tagged "work", addiction, advantages, advice, anecdote, art, bachelor, bachelorette, bliss, bored, boyfriend, clerk, comedy, commitment, consumerism, conversation, cost, couple, culture, curious, dating, deadline, dialogue, disadvantages, divorce, dork, drama, dysfunctional, economics, entertainment, finance, geek, girlfriend, gut-check, happiness, health, hope, humor, husband, i don't know, ideas, inspiration, inspire, journey, learning, life, listening, living, looking, love, lyric-writing, lyrics, marriage, memories, money, motivation, nerd, observation, opinion, overheard, partners, people, personal, perspective, poems, poetry, price, pros and cons, quotes, reality, really?, recovering, relationships, retail, rhyme, rhythm, ridiculous, romance, scars, searching, seriously?, shopping, single, situation, spouses, stories, story, storytelling, style, theory, thinking, thoughts, trap, travel, true story, warning, weird, wife, words, wow, writing, writing lyrics, yeah right | 2 Comments

The noodles tasted stretchy because they’re actually rubber bands

Posted on April 22, 2013 by zfthrimej

Posted in adversity, anecdote, answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, bored, comedy, counseling, curious, dork, drama, dream, entertainment, fucked up, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagine, improv, journey, learning, maybe, mischief, motivation, naughty, nutrition, observation, optimism, poems, poetry, recovering, ridiculous, scars, stories, style, subversion, theories, things, thinking, underachiever, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged random, humor, ridiculous, comedy, poetry, poems, ideas, dork, suspense, perception, stupid, thoughts, thinking, surprise, curious, WTF, food, fashion, style, mischief, adventure, nerd, entertainment, science fiction, geek, arts and crafts, art, storytelling, really?, yeah right, awkward, scars, healing, weird, inspire, i don't know, eating, April fools, living, hope, prank, cooking, mystery, bored, endure, perspective, inspiration, life, journey, seriously?, what is wrong with me?, maybe, weirdo, senses, theory, story, taste test, taste, opinion, dining, experiment, recipe, ingredients, tough, sense, haiku, almost haiku, bands, accessories, texture, rubber, rubber bands, braces, materials, alternate reality | Leave a comment

Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet

Posted on April 15, 2013 by zfthrimej

Posted in adversity, anecdote, animals, answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, bored, breakfast, bullying, colors, comedy, counseling, creativity, culture, curious, dating, dork, drama, dream, dreams, eating, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, food, fuck yeah, fucked up, geek, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, joke, journey, magic, maybe, mischief, monster, motivation, nerd, observation, optimism, paranormal, performance art, performing arts, places to see, poems, poetry, random writing, relationships, restaurant, ridiculous, scars, science fiction, sex, sin, snacks, stories, style, subversion, supernatural, teeth, theories, therapy, things, thinking, tourism, travel, underachiever, vacation, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged action, addiction, adventure, adversity, all-you-can-eat, anecdote, animals, apocalypse, art, ballerinas, ballet, bite, bored, brains, buffet, chaos, comedy, concept, consumerism, costume, cray cray, crazy, crossover, culinary, culture, curious, customer, dance, dancing, dating, daydreaming, delicious, desire, devour, dining, dork, drama, dream, dying, dysfunctional, eat, eating, entertainment, erotic, event, fantasy, fashion, feud, fight, food, frenzy, fun, geek, guilty pleasure, Halloween, health, hedonism, hobbies, hope, horror, huh, humor, hunger, i don't know, ideas, improv, inspiration, intense, issues, journey, kitchen, language, life, living, love, lust, lyrics, meals, meat, motivation, music, naughty, nerd, nightmare, nonsense, observation, omnivore, organic, orgy, panic, party, people, performance art, perspective, places, play, pleasure, poems, poetry, questions, random, really?, recovering, relationships, release, restaurant, ridiculous, romance, scandalous, scars, science fiction, seriously?, sex, situation, sound, story, storytelling, style, surreal, tension, the fuck, theater, theory, therapy, thinking, thoughts, tourism, tourist, travel, viral, visual, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, what the fuck, whoa, why?, words, WTF, yeah right, zombies | Leave a comment

From an archipelago dessert taco

Posted on April 14, 2013 by zfthrimej

it’s hatching unravelling there’s option movepronto

Posted in adversity, animals, art, arts and crafts, autobiography, believe, bored, colors, comedy, curious, curse, dork, drama, dream, dysfunctional family, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, geek, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, journey, magic, maybe, memoir, memories, motivation, nature, nerd, observation, optimism, paint, painting, pets, places to see, poems, poetry, procrastination, question, recovering, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, science fiction, stories, style, subversion, supernatural, teeth, therapy, thinking, tourist, travel, traveling, underachiever, vacation, visual arts, weird, what the fuck | Tagged abuse, adventure, adversity, alien/aliens, animals, art, beast, bullies, challenges, characters, claws, colors, comedy, cosmic, crash, cray cray, crazy, danger, death, demons, dork, dream, dysfunction, dysfunctional, endure, energy, entertainment, fangs, fantasy, force of nature, forest, geek, grr, healing, health, hints, history, hope, humor, hunt, i don't know, inspire, island, journey, life, living, lyrics, magic, metaphor, monster, monsters, motivation, music, mythology, nerd, noise, nonsense, obstacles, oh shit, painting, photography, pictures, places, poem, poetry, predator, quest, random, rap, really?. entertainment, recovering, rhymes, rock, run, scars, science fiction, seismic, seriously?, sonic, sound, spaceship, story, storytelling, style, surreal, survival, tales, teeth, thefuck, theory, therapy, traces, visual, weird, weirdo, what is that?, what is wrong with me?, what's that, wilderness, WTF | Leave a comment

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Ducks that illegally cross the street are jaywaddling

“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.

Kitchen chem deliri yum (Part 4 of ?)

Radio might have listeners that are bugs since bugs have antennas

The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”

From the PG version of issue 5 of my “When Deadlines Become Zombies” zine:

“I’m looking for my wife before she spends all my money.”

The noodles tasted stretchy because they’re actually rubber bands

Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet

From an archipelago dessert taco

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