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The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”

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Last minute Mother’s Day gift idea: gift card from a bachelorette party/female-friendly adult boutique (!?)

Hopefully this is at least original and fun, and shows her love.

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“I’m looking for my wife before she spends all my money.”

He said this to me before suggesting “Do not get married.”

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Hood of a hoodie could also function as a mini-backpack/bag

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A shopping cart that shrieks whenever it’s moved has earned the name Mariah Carey

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Introducing the latest and greatest genius spoon: FLIGHTSPOON!!!

It just doesn’t only fly almost EVERYTHING YOU EVER NEED, but it also SPINS, TWIRLS, HOVER-DANCES, TRIPPLE MID-AIR SOMERSAULTS food, news, information to your mouth and into YOUR BRAIN! Flightspoon is proud to offer you BILLIONS of MILLIONS of aerial … Continue reading

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At a museum store, a customer mentioned that “This store has got the cutest things.” Then, one of its clerks responded to her, “It’s because this store is visited by the cutest customers.”

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Total sounds more epic, more dramatically heightened when it is pronounced Toh-TALL!

There’s a seeking-for-completion-while-launching-high-to-the-sky ambitiousness (and/or even a world-domination-level-approaching confidence) to that pronunciation. It sounds more adventurous than the way that total is often spoken: toad-dull. So (as a I work as a part-time cashier/clerk , and especially on slow days,) … Continue reading

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Yesterday, a customer bought a calendar from next year. Then she returns it (at the same store where she bought it) now. It’s almost like time travel

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Before Thanksgiving turkey gobbling, there is a Halloween goblin. Perhaps it takes the form of that tradition

and Black Friday.

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