Tag Archives: sex

The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”

Posted on May 14, 2013 by zfthrimej

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Last minute Mother’s Day gift idea: gift card from a bachelorette party/female-friendly adult boutique (!?)

Posted on May 12, 2013 by zfthrimej

Hopefully this is at least original and fun, and shows her love.

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Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet

Posted on April 15, 2013 by zfthrimej

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A stilt walker and a pole dancer continue to be longtime partners

Posted on April 14, 2013 by zfthrimej

. Together they are balanced.

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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5. She led him into her bedroom;

Posted on April 9, 2013 by zfthrimej

it’s his first time.

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Posted on April 8, 2013 by zfthrimej

ing something… there

Posted in anecdote, animals, answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, believe, bored, colors, comedy, counseling, curious, dork, drama, dream, dreams, entertainment, fantasy, geek, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagine, improv, journey, learning, magic, maybe, motivation, mystical, nature, nerd, observation, optimism, performance art, pets, places to see, poems, poetry, question, random writing, recovering, ridiculous, science fiction, stories, style, supernatural, theories, therapy, things, thinking, tourism, tourist, travel, traveling, underachiever, vacation, visual arts, weird, yeah right | Tagged adventure, ambience, anecdote, animals, answers, art, arts and crafts, atmosphere, bored, calm, clues, color, colors, comedy, comfort, curiosity, curious, d.i.y., daydreaming, details, dork, drama, dream, emoticons, entertainment, fabric, fantasy, floral, flowers, forms, gallery, garden, geek, grass, healing, hope, horizon, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, inspiration, inspire, journey, landscape, language, life, living, love, maybe, mellow, mood, music, mystery, nature, nerd, noise, optimism, patch, pause, peace, people, perspective, photography, pink, place, places, plants, poems, poetry, questions, really?, relationships, rhythm, ridiculous, science fiction, seriously?, setting, sex, shapes, soft, sonic, space, spring, stage, story, storytelling, style, theater, theory, therapy, thinking, thoughts, tones, travelling, trip, trippy, vacation, visual, wandering, warmth, weird, weirdo, what is that?, what is wrong with me?, what the fuck, what the fuck is that, wondering, woods, writing, yeah right | Leave a comment

When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5 is the latest zine (featuring my poems, pictures, and stories) that i’ve finished making.

Posted on April 6, 2013 by zfthrimej

Now considering where or how exactly will i be releasing it…

Posted in adversity, anecdote, animals, art, arts and crafts, autobiography, belief, believe, biography, bored, colors, comedy, counseling, curious, dating, dork, drama, eating, entertainment, everyday life, geek, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, journey, learning, maybe, memoir, memories, mischief, monster, motivation, nerd, observation, poems, poetry, procrastination, question, ridiculous, scars, sex, style, subversion, theories, therapy, thinking, underachiever, visual arts, weird | Tagged adventure, anecdote, answers, art, arts and crafts, autobiography, biographical, bored, brainstorm, comedy, coming of age, culture, d.i.y., dating, dork, entertainment, erotica, expectation, experiment, feathers, featuring adult content, for mature audiences, geek, growing up, Halloween, hints, history, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, journey, life, living, love, lust, make, making, memoir, memories, nerd, observations, people, periodical, personal, pictures, pink, poems, poetry, pressure, preview, publishing, questions, random, rated R, reading, really?, relationships, ridiculous, romance, seriously?, sex, Slyde Ivory, stories, storytelling, style, theories, theory, thinking, thoughts, update, visual, weird, When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5, writing, zine, zines | Leave a comment

While the triathlete stated that she’d do Ironman, she had to clarify to the fanboy that she was not talking about Robert Downey Jr. or Tony Stark, and that she would not do Iron Man

Posted on March 19, 2013 by zfthrimej

. (She was actually referring to the Ironman Triathlon, not the superhero.)

Posted in answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, believe, bored, comedy, comic books, culture, curious, dork, dream, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, fantasy, geek, gut-check, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, improv, journey, learning, maybe, motivation, naughty, nerd, observation, optimism, performance art, poems, poetry, pop culture, real, reality, ridiculous, sex, style, subversion, theories, tourist, travel, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged action, adventure, anecdote, art, athlete, athletics, bored, cardio, clarify, clerk, comedy, comic books, conversation, do, dork, duh, entertainment, exercise, fan, fanboy, fantasies, fantasy, film, fun, geek, goals, health, hearing, hope, humor, icon, ideas, inspiration, inspire, Iron Man, Ironman Triathalon, journey, language, life, listening, living, love, lust, misunderstanding, motivation, movies, nerd, observation, obviously, oh, people, perv, physical, poems, poetry, pop culture, random, really?, relationships, retail, ridiculous, Robert Downey Jr., seriously?, sex, sound, sounds like, sports, style, superhero, sweat, talking, thinking, thoughts, training, travel, triathalon, true story, weird, what is wrong with me?, whoa, why?, words, workout, wow, WTF, yeah right | 1 Comment

Z.F. Thrimej actually doing (and YouTube-ing) a five-minute experiment in front of a spotlight

Posted on March 16, 2013 by zfthrimej

(on 3/13/13), because whatthefuck is wrong with me. Cheers (especially if you check out the following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74_EGqAvEqc

Posted in answer, art, autobiography, biography, bored, comedy, counseling, dork, drama, dysfunctional family, entertainment, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, journey, maybe, memories, motivation, observation, optimism, poems, poetry, ridiculous, scars, style, therapy, weird | Tagged adventure, anxiety, art, arts, arts and crafts, ass, awkward, bombing, boooooo, bridal, club, comedy, confidence, counseling, crash, crazy, cringe, deadline, disaster, dork, drama, dysfunctional, entertainment, facepalm, geek, healing, hope, humiliation, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, issues, jackass, journey, life, living, nerd, neuroses, open mic, performance, person, personal, poem, poetry, public, public speaking, pushed into the deep end, really?, ridiculous, scars, seriously?, sex, stage, stand-up, stress, stupid, style, talk, theater, therapy, train wreck, trauma, virgin, vocal, wax, weird, weirdo, WTF, yeah right, Youtube, Z.F. Thrimej | Leave a comment

Other possible ways/verbs/nouns of saying “Lost my virginity”

Posted on March 13, 2013 by zfthrimej

That phrase makes me ask what is gained, won, and/or found? One of Sir Isaac Newton’s laws of motion is (or goes something like) “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” So, as an exercise of applying … Continue reading →

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