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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5. She led him into her bedroom;

Posted on April 9, 2013 by zfthrimej

it’s his first time.

Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, rhymes, improv, ridiculous, music, comedy, observation, sex, i don't know, question, answer, thinking, nerd, dork, underachiever, curious, homework, subversion, naughty, mischief, geek, memories, memoir, therapy, autobiography, biography, health, art, animals, entertainment, culture, sin, weird, learning, reality, real, drama, hope, motivation, journey, optimism, fuck yeah, yeah right, bored, places to see, healing, ideas, theories, style, imagination | Tagged humor, ridiculous, comedy, poetry, poems, rhymes, ideas, nature, dork, suspense, motivation, romance, sex, thoughts, thinking, relationships, play, no way, curious, style, animals, fun, dating, adventure, nerd, entertainment, geek, art, music, storytelling, euphemism, really?, yeah right, writing, awkward, memories, why?, true story, drama, weird, memoir, health, sweet, healthy, inspire, i don't know, learning, cool, autobiographical, people, human, history, sounds, nervous, hope, action, seduction, bored, for real?, honest, inspiration, life, journey, time, seriously?, what is wrong with me?, nice, places, weirdo, tension, personal, delicious, whoa, wow, expectations, theory, growing up, story, mature, adult, adult situations, goals, way, lyrics, anecdote, cliffhanger, first, intense, yay, messages, places to see, pressure, zine, When Deadlines Become Zombies, typography, font, what is that?, letters, experience, setting, written, zine-making, biographical, coming of age, virgin, first time, losing virginity, bedroom, lettering, intro, mature themes, risque, what are they doing in there?, she, him, "It's Business Time" (by Flight of the Conchords), adulthood, devirginizer, wildlife, handwriting, handwritten, seduced, penmanship, doing it | Leave a comment

A Hula Dancer Tried To Seduce Me

Posted on October 25, 2012 by zfthrimej

A hula dancer tried to seduce meeeeee I wanted to say yes She showed me pictures of her wearing lingerieeeeee She had nice legs and nice breasts. But i had to say no But i had say to say noooooo … Continue reading →

Posted in anecdote, answer, art, biography, bored, comedy, counseling, dork, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, flirting, gut-check, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, journey, learning, maybe, memoir, memories, mischief, naughty, nerd, observation, performance art, performing arts, poems, poetry, relationships, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, sin, style, subversion, thinking, underachiever, weird, what the fuck | Tagged anecdote, art, attraction, autobiographical, awkward, based on a true story, biographical, boyfriend, cheating, comedy, curious, danger, dating, dork, drama, entertainment, ex-boyfriend, fantasies, fliritng, fml, forbidden, frustration, fun, geek, hula dancer, humor, i don't know, improv, life, love triangle, lust, lyrics, maturity, motivation, music, naive, naked pictures, nerd, neuroses, open mic, opportunity, persuasion, poems, poetry, prison, really?, relationships, rhymes, romance, romantic comedy, seduction, seriously?, sex, song, style, temptation, tension, underachiever, WTF | Leave a comment

Inside a sunken ship the diver swam towards its chandelier (which was the hook/light/bait from an anglerfish

Posted on October 5, 2012 by zfthrimej

that fishes people; ironically weird).

Posted in art, belief, bored, comedy, curious, curse, deep thoughts, dork, entertainment, fantasy, fucked up, geek, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, improv, joke, jokes, journey, magic, maybe, mischief, monster, motivation, nerd, observation, paranormal, places to see, poems, poetry, ridiculous, science fiction, stories, style, subversion, supernatural, teeth, theories, thinking, tourism, tourist, travel, traveling, underachiever, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged adventure, art, Atlantis, attraction, bait, beast, bored, chandelier, comedy, creature, creepy, curious, danger, dark, daydreaming, death, depth, dive, diver, dork, drama, entertainment, fiction, fish, fishing, freaky, geek, ghost, ghostship, giant, Halloween, hip-hop, hook, hope, horror, humor, ideas, irony, journey, life, light, lyrics, moths, music, nerd, obsession, perpsective, poem, poetry, questions, rap, really?, relationships, rhymes, ridiculous, scary, science fiction, seduction, seriously?, ship, story, storytelling, stunt, swimming, temptationm curiosity, theory, thinking, thoughts, tourism, trap, travel, underwater, wandering, water, weird | 1 Comment

Barbed coiled wire happens after a NASTY CACTUS and a KINKY SLINKY

Posted on April 14, 2012 by zfthrimej

make forbidden love with each other.

Posted in "doing homework", "homework", "studying", "stuff", "work", "working", animals, answer, art, arts and crafts, bored, comedy, counseling, curious, dating, deep thoughts, dork, drama, dysfunctional family, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, fantasy, flirting, fuck yeah, fucked up, geek, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, improv, joke, jokes, journey, memories, mischief, motivation, naughty, nerd, observation, optimism, performance art, performing arts, poems, poetry, question, random writing, recovering, relationships, ridiculous, sculpting, sculpture, sex, sin, subversion, therapy, underachiever, vacation, vampire, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged adventure, bored, comedy, counseling, couple, couples, dating, dork, drama, dysfunctional, dysfunctional family, entertainment, erotica, everyday life, family, fantasies, fantasy, flirt, forbidden, forbidden love, fun, geek, genetics, healing, humor, improv, improvisational comedy, joke, jokes, journey, love, mischief, naughty, nerd, neuroses, objects, observation, parents, passion, performance art, play, poems, poetry, random, random writing, really?, relationships, ridiculous, romance, Romeo and Juliet, scars, seduction, sex, therapy, thinking, tourism, tourist, toys, visual, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, what the fuck, what the fuck is wrong with me, WTF | 5 Comments

What might make reading books more sexy

Posted on April 2, 2012 by zfthrimej

is pretending that the front and back covers are legs. Open them up, explore and enjoy

Posted in "doing homework", "homework", "studying", "stuff", "work", "working", addiction, art, comedy, counseling, deep thoughts, dork, drama, education, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, fantasy, flirting, fuck yeah, fucked up, geek, giggles, homework, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, improv, joke, jokes, journey, learning, magic, memoir, memories, mischief, motivation, naughty, nerd, observation, optimism, performance art, performing arts, poems, poetry, procrastination, random writing, relationships, ridiculous, sex, sin, studying, subversion, teaching, therapy, things, thinking, underachiever, vampire, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged adult, adventure, adventurous, aerobics, anecdotes, animals, appearances, are you fucking kidding me, art, attraction, attractive, brains, censorship, chapters, comedy, communication, confession, connection, counseling, covers, culture, curious, d.i.y., daydreaming, deep thoughts, delicious, deviant, deviant behavior, dirty, do it yourself, dork, drama, education, Egon Schiele, enjoy, entertainment, erotic, erotica, escape, escapism, exercise, expression, facts, fantasies, fantasy, fiction, filthy, fitness, flirt, flirting, food for thought, free speech, fuck yeah, fun, geek, giggles, guilty pleasures, have fun, healing, health, healthy, hips, hobbies, hobby, homework, hope, hopeful, hot, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, improvisational comedy, instinct, intellectual, issues, joke, jokes, journey, knowledge, learning, legs, librarian, library, limbs, literacy, literary, love, magic, mature, memoir, memories, mind, mindfuck, mindfuckery, mindfucking, mischief, motivation, motivational, N.I.N., naughty, nerd, nice, nonfiction, novels, obscene, observation, optimism, orgasm, Peaches, pelvic, performance art, persuasion, perusing, perv, pervert, perverted, physical fitness, play, playful, pleasure, poems, poetry, pretend, procrastination, props, reading, really?, relationships, research, ridiculous, romance, seduce, seduction, seriously?, sex, sexy, shameless, sin, spread, stimulate, stories, stretch, stretching, studying, subversion, subversive, taste, teaching, the arts, the splits, therapy, things, thinking, thoughts, underachiever, vampire, visual arts, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, what the fuck, what the fuck is wrong with me, workout, writing, WTF, yeah right, yoga | Leave a comment

The option of saying no to her became more difficult

Posted on March 24, 2012 by zfthrimej

since she brought cookies.

Posted in "homework", "studying", "work", "working", addiction, art, autobiography, biography, comedy, health, healthy, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, improv, journey, memories, mischief, motivation, nerd, nutrition, observation, optimism, performance art, performing arts, poems, poetry, procrastination, random writing, recovering, relationships, ridiculous, sin, therapy, underachiever, weird | Tagged acts of kindness, acts of random kindness, addiction, adversity, anxiety, anxious, art, attraction, autobiography, awkward, baking, biography, bribe, bribery, chocolate, chocolate chip, chocolate chip cookies, comedy, cookies, cooking, counseling, creative, culinary, curious, dangerous, decision-making, delicious, dessert, diet, discipline, distraction, dork, eating, eating disorder, everyday life, flirting, food, from the heart, geek, generousity, guilty, guilty pleasure, healing, health, healthy, hope, humor, hunger, hungry, ideas, improv, improvisational comedy, indecisive, indulgence, indulgent, instinct, is this a test, journey, kryptonite, lust, memoir, memories, mindfuck, mindfuckery, must, naughty, nerd, nervous, no way, now, nutrition, on a diet, overanalyzing, persuasion, pleasure, poems, poetry, priority, random, relationships, resist the urge, ridiculous, second guessing, seducer, seduction, sin, sinful, soft spot, sorcery, sweet, sweets, temptation, tempted, tempting, test, therapy, thinking, weak, weakness, willpower, you know you want to | 2 Comments

The small cube of cheese got turned into dice after it was bitten by the vampire mice.

Posted on March 19, 2012 by zfthrimej

High stakes, can’t reach seven, cold edgy six under, roll reversing, often pale, curse addicted gambler’s hunger.

Posted in addiction, animals, art, arts and crafts, comedy, culture, curious, curse, dork, eating, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, flirting, food, fucked up, geek, giggles, huh, humor, i don't know, improv, joke, jokes, magic, mischief, monster, mystical, naughty, nerd, nutrition, observation, paranormal, performance art, performing arts, pets, poems, poetry, random writing, relationships, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, science fiction, sex, sin, snacks, subversion, supernatural, teeth, therapy, things, thinking, vampire, visual arts, weird, what the fuck | Tagged acting, addicted, addiction, animals, answer, appetite, art, bite, blood, bored, cartoon, cheese, clue, comedy, craving, curiosity, dairy, danger, death, desire, dice, dork, drama, drugs, eating, entertainment, existential, fantasies, fantasy, flirting, food, gamble, gambling, game, games, geek, getting off, goth, gothic, guilt, high, humor, hunger, hungry, improv, improvisational comedy, insatiable, instinct, jokes, legend, magic, monster, monsters, mortality, mystery, naughty, nerd, observation, obsessed, obsession, paranormal, passion, pets, pleasure, poems, poetry, purpose, random, random writing, relationships, rhymes, riddle, riddles, ridiculous, risk, rodents, roles, roll, sacrifice, science fiction, seduction, sex, sin, six, snacks, snacktime, suck, supernatural, suspense, teeth, theater, thirst, thoughts, thrill, thrills, urban legend, vampire, vampires, wanting, weird, what the fuck, why?, WTF | 2 Comments

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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5. She led him into her bedroom;

A Hula Dancer Tried To Seduce Me

Inside a sunken ship the diver swam towards its chandelier (which was the hook/light/bait from an anglerfish

Barbed coiled wire happens after a NASTY CACTUS and a KINKY SLINKY

What might make reading books more sexy

The option of saying no to her became more difficult

The small cube of cheese got turned into dice after it was bitten by the vampire mice.

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