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Chum + chomp = chump?

Posted on March 24, 2013 by zfthrimej

Shark encounters divers in the following video: http://gawker.com/5991991/holy-fuckballs-great-white-shark-penetrates-diving-cage-goes-after-diver

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Waiting outside of a movie theater’s empty, single-exit auditorium feels safer than being the first to wait (and wait alone) inside that auditorium.

Posted on July 29, 2012 by zfthrimej

Because I actually had this (paranoid?) concern that if a shooter was the second person to enter the auditorium, then what if he or she notices that I am the only target in that room? If that happened, I think … Continue reading →

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A single item on the middle of the floor in a grocery store aisle sometimes looks like a trap.

Posted on July 26, 2012 by zfthrimej

And/or all the items on the shelves are witnesses or suspects of that item’s fall.

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But poo is in the spoon. And spooning can lead to pooing.

Posted on July 10, 2012 by zfthrimej

Victim strangely refuses to answer… What happened? What’s he doing?

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The appearance of the fire extinguisher makes me wanna go scuba diving.

Posted on March 29, 2012 by zfthrimej

In case the extinguisher fails to put out a fire, perhaps jumping into water (and somehow using it as a scuba tank) could help bring some relief. _______________ (5/15/13 note from the author of this post: i will be calling … Continue reading →

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“Yes, I hit her. But she hits me with her words.”

Posted on March 19, 2012 by zfthrimej

Wow. Someone actually seriously said that to me, and as an excuse. Words confused with sword, so bully’s defense was physical abuse.

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A driver got in a car accident while paying attention to his smart phone.

Posted on March 15, 2012 by zfthrimej

Fascinatingly ironic how the use of a smart phone can cause someone to act stupid.

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Tag Archives: safety

Chum + chomp = chump?

Waiting outside of a movie theater’s empty, single-exit auditorium feels safer than being the first to wait (and wait alone) inside that auditorium.

A single item on the middle of the floor in a grocery store aisle sometimes looks like a trap.

But poo is in the spoon. And spooning can lead to pooing.

The appearance of the fire extinguisher makes me wanna go scuba diving.

“Yes, I hit her. But she hits me with her words.”

A driver got in a car accident while paying attention to his smart phone.

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