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Any time that there’s a very excessive replaying of that Bruno Mars’ song “Marry You” actually makes me wish that there was a song called “Divorce You”.

So the chorus would probably include something like: “I think I wanna divorce you !”

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She announced to him that the cupcake cups would be her costume. Then he thanked her because he liked what he was imagining

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Ducks that illegally cross the street are jaywaddling

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“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.

Both statements surprised their listener, they were eating up his brain, they required ad-lib answers, zombies-nearing-target/prey(um?!) .  {Straight A’s changed to fangs (from a snout/chainsaw-mouth)}

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Kitchen chem deliri yum (Part 4 of ?)

furthering into weird territory

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Radio might have listeners that are bugs since bugs have antennas

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The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”

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Last minute Mother’s Day gift idea: gift card from a bachelorette party/female-friendly adult boutique (!?)

Hopefully this is at least original and fun, and shows her love.

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“May I ask you two questions?” got answered with “Yes; what’s the second one?”

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A very successful hockey team plays both on ice and on fire

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