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Tag Archives: poo
A two-year-old flex points his arm and finger at himself (and while smiling proudly) after being asked “is someone pooing in their pants?”
Sensing accomplishment in the honesty.
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Has there ever been a tattoo on a person’s poo hole?
I don’t know…
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“Criminal” Stranger
While the dancing stranger hated boredom, she learned from its capacity to drag on. Then she disciplined herself to be a ninja with a skateboard (that’s really a dragon). Tyrant Ishtty feared her weirdness, branded her “criminal savage.” He sent wedgie-for-a-smile … Continue reading →
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Lurknife talks to Gildy (leading to something that might sound silly)
A greasy flood of expectations almost took a stranger’s life. That stranger became Gildy’s trainer, a sharp voice of reason called Lurknife. “Do you remember your training? Should I activate fight mode?” (Near-dead) Gildy screamed: “DO IT!” causing Wharlpoon to … Continue reading →
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Ishtty the GingerPooMan
is the diarrhea demon that rapes faces and diaries enforcing forced smiles/moments led to psychiatry. Holidays are when it especially strikes. It’s that stress from expectations, pretending things are “alright”. Is there a way to overcome this monster? Maybe one can … Continue reading →
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But poo is in the spoon. And spooning can lead to pooing.
Victim strangely refuses to answer… What happened? What’s he doing?
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Weirdness in Milpitas, so I hope there are bright ideas;
its smell and summer flies provoking visitors’ “can you believe this?” Suspicious insects swarm the air notorious strong and fecal. Surprising (, inspiring) though: in this city there’s still a lot of people.
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Unexpected vortex roar (from a toilet that gets flushed) gets me motivated/psyched up,
makes me do the FIST-PUMP! And in Jean-Claude Van Damme-style after he lands a crazy punch!
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Some restroom stalls seem too narrow, almost LIKE A CASKET;
fighting my claustrophobia when i all i want is to unload my ass/sh*t !
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Toy Animal
Toy animal is stuffed. Its stuffing: behind fur. A price tag dangles from its rear end. I wish that animal ate more fiber.
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