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Late at night, the student had to build a mission. When his parents asked him why, he said “Because it’s due tomorrow”
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The soon-to-be-father actually referred to his not-yet-born-child as his “retirement plan”.
I don’t know how serious or non-serious he was when he said that, but i think that his apparent plan can raise interesting questions about one’s own purpose, motivation, autonomy, and identity.
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Waiting outside of a movie theater’s empty, single-exit auditorium feels safer than being the first to wait (and wait alone) inside that auditorium.
Because I actually had this (paranoid?) concern that if a shooter was the second person to enter the auditorium, then what if he or she notices that I am the only target in that room? If that happened, I think … Continue reading →
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Uplifting Father’s Day gift idea for dads who like to read: POP-UP BOOKS!
(or not; it’s the thought that counts.)
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Upside down mom is wow. Meanwhile, upside down dad is pep.
Wow + pep = very surprising energy (that can potentially scar children who unintentionally interrupt mom and dad wowing and peping each other, naughty-style).
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Barbed coiled wire happens after a NASTY CACTUS and a KINKY SLINKY
make forbidden love with each other.
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She asked her “Do you actually think I’m going to kill you?”
Then there was an awkward silence. I think it was because she did not know how to answer her mother’s question. How was she supposed to answer her mother’s question?
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