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(A lungingly puckering jungle-tongued approacher, whipping up/in through again when something “should be” over? It’s a wreaky leech-creature that keeps feeding off the so sure? It’s a red-flag/questionable-mess suspicious, getting too closer?)
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Turning something in can feel better than the results because the results may not have happened
yet. There might not even be results.
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Waiting outside of a movie theater’s empty, single-exit auditorium feels safer than being the first to wait (and wait alone) inside that auditorium.
Because I actually had this (paranoid?) concern that if a shooter was the second person to enter the auditorium, then what if he or she notices that I am the only target in that room? If that happened, I think … Continue reading →
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A single item on the middle of the floor in a grocery store aisle sometimes looks like a trap.
And/or all the items on the shelves are witnesses or suspects of that item’s fall.
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Two minuses often lead to a positive. But if heads are being subtracted maybe we should run in the direction opposite
!!!!
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Beyond the lookout, not just be on the lookout
(since observation and awareness also involve listening, and perhaps even smelling, touching, tasting, (and/or extrasensory perception) depending on how close, distant, or weird that which is being looked out for (or that which may not even be expected) is).
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A tiara that’s on top of a table could mean that an evil wizard turned the princess into a table
(especially after watching animated Disney movies).
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The esc key could’ve been called the exit key. BUT IT WAS NOT. And so there might be a trap waiting after pressing the enter key.
But that trap can be escaped with the triggery click of that esc-marked button. Dangerously risky cool
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Tagged adventure, art, at the work place, buttons, check out, checking out, comedy, curious, danger, dangerous, details, dork, entertainment, escaping, escapism, evasive maneuvers, fantasies, fantasy, freedom, geek, going, humor, improv, improvisational comedy, joke, jokes, journey, keyboard, minutia, nerd, observation, Office Space, paranoia, poems, poetry, random, random writing, ridiculous, risk, risk writing, science fiction, thinking, touring, tourism, trap, traps, travel, traveling, typing, visiting, why?, words entering, writing
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The appearance of the fire extinguisher makes me wanna go scuba diving.
In case the extinguisher fails to put out a fire, perhaps jumping into water (and somehow using it as a scuba tank) could help bring some relief. _______________ (5/15/13 note from the author of this post: i will be calling … Continue reading →
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Tagged A.D.D., adventure, anxiety, art, attention deficit disorder, barrier reef, blue, breathe, burning, comedy, comic relief, distraction, dork, drama, dreaming, entertainment, escape, escapism, everyday life, exercise, exploration, exploring, fantasies, fantasy, fire, fire extinguisher, fire hazard, firefighting, flames, fresh ocean life, fuck yeah, fucked up, fun, geek, giggles, guilty pleasure, heat, high, hope, hot, humor, idiot, improv, improvisational comedy, joke, jokes, journey, loophole, magic, make-believe, memoir, memories, mischief, moisture, motivation, nature, nerd, observation, observational comedy, ocean, optimism, outdoors, paranoia, perdormingass, poems, poetry, pretend, problem-solving, procrastination, random random writing, reality, relief, rescue, ridiculous, safety, scuba diving, sea, self-preservation, stupid, subversion, survival, surviving, survivor, swimming, the beach, the elements, the ocean, the sea, thinking, underachiever, underwater, vacation, wandering, water, weird, weirdo, wet, what the fuck, WTF, yeah right
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With blanket as a cave, pillow’s there to cuddle; but if a fight’s brought to my cave
i’ll wield pillow like a cudgel.
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