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A trophy that’s deteriorating is atrophy

; f*cking A

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“Call me if my phone rings.” A real human person actually seriously said that to me

. Weird; not sure if that person will ever really receive a call.

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Chopsticks that are perceived as uncooked noodles led to the idea that uncooked noodles could have been the very first chopsticks.

Adding onto this chopstick topic of discussion, one of my friends mentioned the possibility of what if noodles are really cooked chopsticks? I replied to her: People who unknowingly eat chopsticks-cooked-into-noodles have been gyped; gyped by the ‘sticks!

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Sometimes the excessive repetitiveness of a song’s chorus causes me to consider that the opposite of that chorus’ message might really be true.

Maybe the singer of a suspiciously excessive chorus is in denial. Or a “fake-it-’til-you-make-it” sense of optimism could really be going on.

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Fascinating how a word that has four letters is not necessarily a four-letter word

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“I’M NOT BOSSY; I JUST HAVE GOOD IDEAS,” said the five-year-old to her mother.

The five-year-old declared this loudly, and very seriously and matter-of-fact. I was struck by her logic and ego, so then I and the mother laughed. And her daughter kept on going about like she said nothing wrong. There’s validity in her argument, so we just … Continue reading

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Weirdness in Milpitas, so I hope there are bright ideas;

its smell and summer flies provoking visitors’ “can you believe this?” Suspicious insects swarm the air notorious strong and fecal. Surprising (, inspiring) though: in this city there’s still a lot of people.

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One of the better things about a long waiting line is its ability to remind people of the option to do it yourself

(or not having to be at the mercy of something else). I would love to see a waiting line that is weirdly long enough to be in the cursive shape of “DIY”. Ironic fun.

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The dance of the sign-holder distracted me from reading the sign.

So I don’t remember what exactly the dancer was selling.    

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Time traveling backwards to seven minutes ago (based on the countdowning microwave).

The traveler is a potato; fuel to move forward (it must be baked).

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