Tag Archives: nutrition

The gardener is watering the plants because the plants are thirsty

Posted on May 23, 2013 by

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Sharing my poem “Chopsticks and Noodles” (on YouTube)

Posted on January 19, 2013 by

http://www.youtube.com./watch?v=XVZkm9tcmy0 (a short ridiculous, sideways reading, recorded back on 12/11/12. )

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The yarn got covered in sauce since the two-year-old wanted spaghetti

Posted on October 11, 2012 by

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The nutrition facts section on the containers of foods and drinks make those foods and drinks look like they could be characters on trading cards.

Posted on September 15, 2012 by

Those statistics, numbers, breakdowns, and listings of components (on that nutrition facts section) substantiate the comparison.

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Teased by the tea, with help from its antioxidant (it’s making me feel more confident

Posted on August 18, 2012 by

, so I think I’ll sing this song again)

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In order to encourage sipping, recipe is pronounced resippy

Posted on June 7, 2012 by

(not resype).

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There were a few people who promised to participate in the cereal taste test, but they never showed up; I’m guessing they’re flakes

Posted on May 7, 2012 by

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A simple cheese sandwich must have been asked over and over “HOW CAN I MAKE YOU TASTE BETTER?! ANSWER ME DAMMIT, HOW?!”

Posted on April 23, 2012 by

And so this very intense, persistent curiosity towards this cheese sandwich might have led to the creation of the very first grilled cheese sandwich. Interrogatively heated.

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Time traveling backwards to seven minutes ago (based on the countdowning microwave).

Posted on April 10, 2012 by

The traveler is a potato; fuel to move forward (it must be baked).

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The undecided yet very hungry jury went to lunch

Posted on April 2, 2012 by

at the food court.

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