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“Call me if my phone rings.” A real human person actually seriously said that to me
. Weird; not sure if that person will ever really receive a call.
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“Hey, Daniel Day-Lewis is on a five-dollar bill!” “Sorry man; that’s Abraham Lincoln”
(facepalm)
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Efforts to climb up a waterfall actually involved the use of an umbrella as a grappling hook
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Artist/writer’s debt-cancelling contingency fantasy plan
As an artist/writer and as someone who’s still in what looks and feels like a giant endless hole of debt because he has to repay a frickingly higher-than-expected haunting student loan AND because of questionable investments (and/or mistakes, including a … Continue reading →
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Mistletoe sounding like missile toe kinda makes it a weird word, like there’s a missile that is shaped like a toe,
or there’s a missile with a toe attached to it (probably on the missile’s front tip to give the missile extra explosive kick ?) or there’s somehow a bionic toe that launches out from one’s foot, or there’s somehow a … Continue reading →
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Sometimes the excessive repetitiveness of a song’s chorus causes me to consider that the opposite of that chorus’ message might really be true.
Maybe the singer of a suspiciously excessive chorus is in denial. Or a “fake-it-’til-you-make-it” sense of optimism could really be going on.
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I asked two good friends if they’re both willing to take a bullet for each other. In response, they just laughed. (So i’m guessing their answer is no)
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At a zoo, the children thought that they’d be seeing an anteater. Instead, they saw their uncle
(with their aunt).
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Heard someone unintentionally refer to Lord of the Rings’ Sauron and/or Saruman as Sodomon.
Perhaps the three names’ similarities in sounds, letters, and the mythologically intense and controversial natures (and potentially suggestive sore-ness) of these subjects could lead to this assumed name. Meanwhile, the content of this post is also reminding me of Rose Byrne’s performance … Continue reading →
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“Criminal” Stranger
While the dancing stranger hated boredom, she learned from its capacity to drag on. Then she disciplined herself to be a ninja with a skateboard (that’s really a dragon). Tyrant Ishtty feared her weirdness, branded her “criminal savage.” He sent wedgie-for-a-smile … Continue reading →
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