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Slyde Ivory: a kabuki dance floor “trash whore” ,
a post-crash/ ghost cloud/ spear it spirit, remembering rare pink feather, bringing flowers at reunion, lost a loved one, though keeps on movin’, seashell shoulders, chopstick legs, “Fragile?” F*ckit, she’s no regrets A Sally-Jose romance: she never forgets
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Hints of my latest zine: When Deadlines Become Zombies issue four
fish moving forward can’t forget about before… Poems, pictures, spilt paradoxes reconsidered confronting ”demons” (or lizards or even shape-changing figures?)…
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A mini-prequel to my post “Lurknife talks to Gildy (leading to something that might sound silly)”
Wharlpoon CAUGHT and gulped down Gildy who’s now inside her gut. Yet (near-dead) Gildy hears voice (Lurknife?!) saying: “Get back up.” (what happens next can be found at: http://zfthrimej.wordpress.com/2012/07/23/lurknife-talks-to-gildy-leading-to-something-that-might-sound-silly )
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Tagged adventure, adversity, animals, art, bored, bullying, cartoon, comedy, confrontation, creative writing, daydreaming, dork, drama, eating, entertainment, escape, fight, fish, geek, Gildy, goldfish, healing, hope, humor, ideas, inspiration, inspire, journey, Lurknife, monster, motivation, nature, nerd, ninja, pets, poems, poetry, problem-solving, procrastinate, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, school, self-defense, shark, silly, solutions, story, storytelling, style, survive, surviving, teeth, therapy, thinking, thoughts, trap, trapped, underwater, weird, weirdo, Wharlpoon, writing, yeah right, zine
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“Criminal” Stranger
While the dancing stranger hated boredom, she learned from its capacity to drag on. Then she disciplined herself to be a ninja with a skateboard (that’s really a dragon). Tyrant Ishtty feared her weirdness, branded her “criminal savage.” He sent wedgie-for-a-smile … Continue reading →
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Two toes having accidentally been shoved up the nose of a bad guy ripping his nose off his face.
Maybe that’s how karate started; in a very unintentional way.
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Lurknife talks to Gildy (leading to something that might sound silly)
A greasy flood of expectations almost took a stranger’s life. That stranger became Gildy’s trainer, a sharp voice of reason called Lurknife. “Do you remember your training? Should I activate fight mode?” (Near-dead) Gildy screamed: “DO IT!” causing Wharlpoon to … Continue reading →
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A ninja that enjoys something a lot will probably give it a five star review (maybe even throw it too)
*****
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For secret agents, making eye contact includes peripheral vision.
While they may be in the line of fire, they can deflect the potential accusation of not paying attention by claiming to see other areas away from the center of their stare.
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