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Any time that there’s a very excessive replaying of that Bruno Mars’ song “Marry You” actually makes me wish that there was a song called “Divorce You”.

So the chorus would probably include something like: “I think I wanna divorce you !”

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Considered submission idea for the Remembering Who We Are zine (Part 1 of ?) :There was so much unnecessary arguing between family members (and even bullying, abuse

from a mother to her daughter). This family was in the process of moving all of their belongings from their old house into a new apartment. There were disagreements and misunderstandings and lots of difficulties, stress, tensions, threat-like shoutings in … Continue reading

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Z.F. Thrimej actually doing (and YouTube-ing) a five-minute experiment in front of a spotlight

(on 3/13/13), because whatthefuck is wrong with me. Cheers (especially if you check out the following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74_EGqAvEqc

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“Call me if my phone rings.” A real human person actually seriously said that to me

. Weird; not sure if that person will ever really receive a call.

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A shopping cart that shrieks whenever it’s moved has earned the name Mariah Carey

.

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She pressed her pink tenderness towards his face. His mouth took her in.

******WARNING:Mature Adult Content****** Six days after Jose dropped Sally off at her apartment, a scattered legion of zombies, ninjas, pirates, and freaks wandered the streets of San Jose and any other neighborhood in America. It was Halloween night, and Halloween … Continue reading

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A Hula Dancer Tried To Seduce Me

A hula dancer tried to seduce meeeeee I wanted to say yes She showed me pictures of her wearing lingerieeeeee She had nice legs and nice breasts. But i had to say no But i had say to say noooooo … Continue reading

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“How did I get this bruise?” A stranger seriously asked this question out loud five times in a span of two minutes. Maybe repetition could be a cause;

or obliviousness?

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Waiting outside of a movie theater’s empty, single-exit auditorium feels safer than being the first to wait (and wait alone) inside that auditorium.

Because I actually had this (paranoid?) concern that if a shooter was the second person to enter the auditorium, then what if he or she notices that I am the only target in that room? If that happened, I think  … Continue reading

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While there’s stand-up comedy, stand-down comedy must happen off the stage, or at ground-level.

I think it’s telling jokes while standing on the same floor that the audience is on.

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