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I noticed a driving school car that used to have that “STUDENT OF THE MONTH” sticker on it. The part of the car that had the letters STU (from “STUDENT OF THE MONTH”) got damaged. So now that sticker just says “DENT OF THE MONTH”

. And the name of the driver (involved in the accident) turns out to be Stu.

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Will Call confused me as soon as I was introduced to Will Call. Seriously, I was not sure if Will Call was some sort of command, or was it a promise? Was it a verb, a noun, and/or the name of a real human person whom I should contact for tickets?

Where or who is this Will Call?

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A shopping cart that shrieks whenever it’s moved has earned the name Mariah Carey

.

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Met a serious real human person whose first name consists of 15 letters and whose last name consists of 16 letters. Somehow unusually inspiring

and amusing.

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Wandering into a rice field improves Link’s chance to meet Snap, Crackle, and Pop

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Eeyore could feel less lonely with a companion named Eeyorette.

They could make each other happy; his sadness she’ll offset. ****** (1/16/13 update: i think i will call the poem version of this post: “A Couple of Donkeys”

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If Mjolnir was a pen instead of a hammer, Thor would be AuThor

(in charge of good grammar).

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Another idea for a band name: “Sinus Infection”

So at a show, the audience may ask: “WHO IS THAT?!” Then the band responds: “WE. ARE. SINUS INFECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WE WILL INFECT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! 1-2-3-4!!!!!!!!……….” (then the band starts loudly blasting their music)

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A new yoga instructor (named Matt) thought about changing his name because he was concerned that being called “Yoga Matt” would encourage potential troublemaker students to step on him,

make fun of him, irritate him, and/or undermine his authority. However he did not change his name, because he is ultimately confident, and being confident is why he is a yoga instructor.

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“Pinchable Region” could be a good band name.

“Actually No One” could be another. For that latter suggestion, imagine the following conversation: “Who is that?” “Actually No One”.

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