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The noodles tasted stretchy because they’re actually rubber bands
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Tagged accessories, adventure, almost haiku, alternate reality, April fools, art, arts and crafts, awkward, bands, bored, braces, comedy, cooking, curious, dining, dork, eating, endure, entertainment, experiment, fashion, food, geek, haiku, healing, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, ingredients, inspiration, inspire, journey, life, living, materials, maybe, mischief, mystery, nerd, opinion, perception, perspective, poems, poetry, prank, random, really?, recipe, ridiculous, rubber, rubber bands, scars, science fiction, sense, senses, seriously?, story, storytelling, stupid, style, surprise, suspense, taste, taste test, texture, theory, thinking, thoughts, tough, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, WTF, yeah right
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A magnifying glass that can heat and melt things into lava should be identified as a magmafying glass
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Redesigning an innocent koala figurine into Yoda.
It turned out evil.
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“Will this be for here or to go?” “This will be for me.”
I’ve actually considered responding to that question with that answer. Hopefully, the restaurant’s cashier who asks that question will not be annoyed if I answer that way.
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A tiara that’s on top of a table could mean that an evil wizard turned the princess into a table
(especially after watching animated Disney movies).
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For secret agents, making eye contact includes peripheral vision.
While they may be in the line of fire, they can deflect the potential accusation of not paying attention by claiming to see other areas away from the center of their stare.
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Barbed coiled wire happens after a NASTY CACTUS and a KINKY SLINKY
make forbidden love with each other.
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Spots on a mirror can sometimes make that mirror look nasty. However, the spotty mirror’s ability to conjure up thoughts of Star Wars or Star Trek
can decrease that nastiness, by redeeming and/or replacing it with a sense of science fiction adventure. Those spots are like stars (and/or cosmic objects), and the longer i stare at them and their reflections, i feel like i might be … Continue reading →
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The undecided yet very hungry jury went to lunch
at the food court.
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What might make reading books more sexy
is pretending that the front and back covers are legs. Open them up, explore and enjoy
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