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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5. She led him into her bedroom;

Posted on April 9, 2013 by zfthrimej

it’s his first time.

Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, rhymes, improv, ridiculous, music, comedy, observation, sex, i don't know, question, answer, thinking, nerd, dork, underachiever, curious, homework, subversion, naughty, mischief, geek, memories, memoir, therapy, autobiography, biography, health, art, animals, entertainment, culture, sin, weird, learning, reality, real, drama, hope, motivation, journey, optimism, fuck yeah, yeah right, bored, places to see, healing, ideas, theories, style, imagination | Tagged humor, ridiculous, comedy, poetry, poems, rhymes, ideas, nature, dork, suspense, motivation, romance, sex, thoughts, thinking, relationships, play, no way, curious, style, animals, fun, dating, adventure, nerd, entertainment, geek, art, music, storytelling, euphemism, really?, yeah right, writing, awkward, memories, why?, true story, drama, weird, memoir, health, sweet, healthy, inspire, i don't know, learning, cool, autobiographical, people, human, history, sounds, nervous, hope, action, seduction, bored, for real?, honest, inspiration, life, journey, time, seriously?, what is wrong with me?, nice, places, weirdo, tension, personal, delicious, whoa, wow, expectations, theory, growing up, story, mature, adult, adult situations, goals, way, lyrics, anecdote, cliffhanger, first, intense, yay, messages, places to see, pressure, zine, When Deadlines Become Zombies, typography, font, what is that?, letters, experience, setting, written, zine-making, biographical, coming of age, virgin, first time, losing virginity, bedroom, lettering, intro, mature themes, risque, what are they doing in there?, she, him, "It's Business Time" (by Flight of the Conchords), adulthood, devirginizer, wildlife, handwriting, handwritten, seduced, penmanship, doing it | Leave a comment

The bridal shower happened right after the bachelorette party; so the bachelorette party must have been very dirty

Posted on February 11, 2013 by zfthrimej

Posted in answer, art, arts and crafts, bored, colors, comedy, culture, curious, entertainment, fantasy, flirting, healing, health, hope, huh, i don't know, improv, journey, maybe, mischief, motivation, observation, places to see, poems, poetry, pop culture, recovering, relationships, ridiculous, style, subversion, theories, therapy, thinking, travel, vacation, yeah right | Tagged activities, adult, adventure, art, bachelorette, bliss, bored, bridal, bridal shower, bride, Bridesmaids, cheers, clean, cleaning, club, comedy, cool, culture, curious, dance, dancing, debauchery, desire, dildo, dirty, engaged, entertainment, escape, escapism, events, fantasy, flirt, fun, games, gifts, girls' night out, good times, guilty, guilty pleasures, healing, health, healthy, hedonism, hot, humor, hygiene, ideas, illicit, improv, inappropriate, journey, ladies' night, Las Vegas, life, lingerie, living, love, lust, mature, motivation, naughty, night life, NSFW, observation, orgasm, orgy, party, passion, people, perspective, pleasure, pleasure party, poem, poetry, questions, random, really?, recovering, recreation, relationships, ridiculous, romance, scandalous, schedule, sensual, seriously?, sex, sexuality, sexy, shower, single, stripper, style, tease, theory, therapy, thinking, thoughts, toys, travel, vacation, Valentine's Day, wedding, wet, what is wrong with me?, wild, yolo, you only live once | 1 Comment

Searching for a casino, the gamblers at least found a laundromat (a place where strip poker, change, heavy bedding, spinning machines, getting cleaned, and folding can all happen)

Posted on December 7, 2012 by zfthrimej

Posted in answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, bored, comedy, curious, dork, drama, dream, dreams, dysfunctional family, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, fantasy, fuck yeah, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, improv, joke, jokes, journey, maybe, mischief, motivation, nature, naughty, nerd, observation, optimism, performance art, performing arts, places to see, poems, poetry, question, relationships, ridiculous, sex, sin, stories, style, subversion, theories, therapy, thinking, tourism, tourist, travel, traveling, underachiever, vacation, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged addiction, adult, adventure, anecdote, art, attitude, bed, bedding, bet, blackjack, bored, cards, casino, chance, clean, cleaning, clothes, college, comedy, creative, culture, curious, cycle, debauchery, delicious, dirty, dirty laundry, dork, dorm, double down, drama, drunk, dryer, entertainment, erotica, escape, fantasy, fashion, folding, freaky, fun, gambling, game, games, geek, good times, health, hope, humor, ideas, improv, improvised, interior design, joke, journey, laundromat, Lewis Black, life, living, lust, machines, mature, mature audience, mind-fucking, money, motivation, music, naked, naughty, nerd, party, party time, people, pipes, places, poems, poetry, poker, poker face, probability, questions, raunch, raunchy, really?, relationships, ridiculous, rinse, risk, roll play, romance, scandalous, secrets, seriously?, sex, sound, sounds, spin, spinner, statistics, story, storytelling, strip poker, style, Swingers, that film Little Children, theory, think, thoughts, tour, tourist, toys, travel, vice, washer, water, weekend, weird, weirdo, wet, what is wrong with me?, whoa, wild, words, yeah right, yoga | 1 Comment

She pressed her pink tenderness towards his face. His mouth took her in.

Posted on November 8, 2012 by zfthrimej

******WARNING:Mature Adult Content****** Six days after Jose dropped Sally off at her apartment, a scattered legion of zombies, ninjas, pirates, and freaks wandered the streets of San Jose and any other neighborhood in America. It was Halloween night, and Halloween … Continue reading →

Posted in adversity, art, biography, comedy, dork, geek, health, hope, huh, humor, journey, learning, motivation, naughty, observation, optimism, poems, poetry, recovering, relationships, snacks, therapy, thinking, weird, what the fuck | Tagged "No way!" "Way!", adult, arrested development, art, attraction, awkward, awkwardness, beauty, biography, bittersweet, blow, challenge, comedy, coming of age, cool, curious, dating, delicious, dork, dysfunction, erotica, escape, ex, experience, first, first time, fun, geek, good times, Halloween, healing, health, hope, human, humor, inspiration, instinct, intimacy, journey, kiss, learning, life, love, love life, lust, mature, memoir, memories, motivation, naughty, nerd, neuroses, nonfiction, personal, poems, poetry, really?, recovery, relationships, remembering, seriously?, sex, sex education, sorry, therapy, thinking, thoughts, true story, virgin, virginity, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, wow | Leave a comment

Intending to post an R-rated, meant-for-mature-audiences post on here soon. It’s a true story that actually happened. For the sake of privacy, I changed the names of its characters.

Posted on November 8, 2012 by zfthrimej

The memory of what happened (it’s a personal, intimate, coming-of-age experience) isn’t going away (in fact it feels like it needs to also get outside of my own head; it happened to me), so I will blog about it soon. … Continue reading →

Posted in art, biography, bored, curious, huh, i don't know, journey, learning, memories, poems, poetry, relationships, sex, thinking, weird | Tagged adult, art, awkward, biography, blogging, coming of age, dating, erotica, experience, good times, growing up, intimacy, journey, love, lust, mature, memoir, memory, personal, poem, poetry, preface, rated R, recovering, relationships, sex, thoughts, true story, warning, weird, writing | Leave a comment

A flower bulb! Then i look closer, it’s really a crumpled/used Kleenex.

Posted on April 21, 2012 by zfthrimej

Being proven wrong can help the growing up, like learning about the Flytrap Venus.

Posted in "doing homework", "homework", "studying", "stuff", "work", "working", adversity, answer, art, arts and crafts, autobiography, biography, bored, child abuse, colors, comedy, counseling, curious, dating, domestic violence, dork, drama, dysfunctional family, education, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, fantasy, flirting, fuck yeah, fucked up, geek, gut-check, health, hope, huh, humor, hygiene, i don't know, improv, joke, jokes, journey, learning, memoir, memories, motivation, nature, nerd, observation, optimism, performance art, performing arts, philosophy, poems, poetry, question, random writing, real, reality, recovering, relationships, scars, school, sex, student, studying, subversion, teaching, teeth, therapy, thinking, underachiever, vacation, vampire, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged ?, abuse, adventure, adversity, advertising, allergies, analogy, answer, appearances, are you serious?, art, arts and crafts, attraction, autobiography, being proven wrong, biography, boogers, bored, botany, bullying, comedy, corsage, counseling, curious, dating, defying expectations, domestic violence, dork, drama, dysfunctional, dysfunctional family, education, endure, entertainment, environment, everyday life, fantasies, fantasy, fantasy vs reality, floral, floral design, flower bulb, flowers, garden, gardening, geek, growing up, hardship, healing, health, hip-hop, hope, horror, horror comedy, humor, hygiene, i don't know, idealism, improv, improvisational comedy, irony, is this a joke?, issues, joke, jokes, journey, learning, lessons, marriage, mature, maturity, memoir, memories, metaphor, mixed messages, mucus, nature, nerd, no way, observation, observational humor, open mind, perception, philosophy, phlegm, Plato's cave allegory, poems, poetry, prom, questions, random, rap, reading signs, reality, really?, recovering, relationships, rhymes, runny nose, scars, school, sex, sick, signals, snot, strange, student, surprise, survive, surviving, survivor, teaching, therapy, think, thoughts, trauma, traumatic, true story, vampire, Venus Flytrap, victim, weird, what is real, what the fuck, who's the victim?, whoa, why?, wow, WTF | Leave a comment

The jigsaw puzzle is kinda like an orgy (and/or a matchmaking process or a very complicated relationship with break-ups);

Posted on April 10, 2012 by zfthrimej

pieces, pockets, knobs and curves interlocking with each other. Sometimes flirting, agreements, disagreements, friction, fittingness, awkwardness, hopefully closure and completion along the way and (especially with the latter two) at the end of the day.

Posted in "doing homework", "homework", "studying", "stuff", "work", "working", addiction, adversity, animals, art, arts and crafts, comedy, counseling, culture, curious, dating, drama, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, flirting, giggles, health, hope, huh, i don't know, improv, joke, jokes, journey, learning, naughty, nerd, observation, performance art, performing arts, poems, poetry, random writing, relationships, ridiculous, scars, sculpting, sculpture, sex, sin, subversion, therapy, things, thinking, tourism, tourist, underachiever, vacation, vampire, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged adventure, art, arts and crafts, artwork, bored, break-up, comedy, counseling, curves, dates, dating, dork, drama, entertainment, experiment, fantasies, fantasy, fun, games, geek, guilty pleasures, humor, immaturity, improv, improvisational comedy, jigsaw puzzles, joke, jokes, journey, knobs, love, mature, maturity, mystery, nerd, orgy, party, partying, perspective, pieces, play, pockets, poems, poetry, putting the pieces together, puzzles, recovering, relationships, ridiculous, scars, sex, shrug, therapy, thinking, thoughts, toys, weird, what the fuck, what the fuck is wrong with me, WTF | 1 Comment

What might make reading books more sexy

Posted on April 2, 2012 by zfthrimej

is pretending that the front and back covers are legs. Open them up, explore and enjoy

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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5. She led him into her bedroom;

The bridal shower happened right after the bachelorette party; so the bachelorette party must have been very dirty

Searching for a casino, the gamblers at least found a laundromat (a place where strip poker, change, heavy bedding, spinning machines, getting cleaned, and folding can all happen)

She pressed her pink tenderness towards his face. His mouth took her in.

Intending to post an R-rated, meant-for-mature-audiences post on here soon. It’s a true story that actually happened. For the sake of privacy, I changed the names of its characters.

A flower bulb! Then i look closer, it’s really a crumpled/used Kleenex.

The jigsaw puzzle is kinda like an orgy (and/or a matchmaking process or a very complicated relationship with break-ups);

What might make reading books more sexy

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