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Any time that there’s a very excessive replaying of that Bruno Mars’ song “Marry You” actually makes me wish that there was a song called “Divorce You”.

Posted on May 18, 2013 by zfthrimej

So the chorus would probably include something like: “I think I wanna divorce you !”

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Last minute Mother’s Day gift idea: gift card from a bachelorette party/female-friendly adult boutique (!?)

Posted on May 12, 2013 by zfthrimej

Hopefully this is at least original and fun, and shows her love.

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“I’m looking for my wife before she spends all my money.”

Posted on April 27, 2013 by zfthrimej

He said this to me before suggesting “Do not get married.”

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Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet

Posted on April 15, 2013 by zfthrimej

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A stilt walker and a pole dancer continue to be longtime partners

Posted on April 14, 2013 by zfthrimej

. Together they are balanced.

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Posted on April 8, 2013 by zfthrimej

ing something… there

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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5 is the latest zine (featuring my poems, pictures, and stories) that i’ve finished making.

Posted on April 6, 2013 by zfthrimej

Now considering where or how exactly will i be releasing it…

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She wanted to know the time of the event, so she asked him “Do you have a date?” He replied “No; why? Do you know of a woman who’s single and would go out with me?”

Posted on April 2, 2013 by zfthrimej

So, he wasn’t thinking about the time (?)

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While the triathlete stated that she’d do Ironman, she had to clarify to the fanboy that she was not talking about Robert Downey Jr. or Tony Stark, and that she would not do Iron Man

Posted on March 19, 2013 by zfthrimej

. (She was actually referring to the Ironman Triathlon, not the superhero.)

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Other possible ways/verbs/nouns of saying “Lost my virginity”

Posted on March 13, 2013 by zfthrimej

That phrase makes me ask what is gained, won, and/or found? One of Sir Isaac Newton’s laws of motion is (or goes something like) “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” So, as an exercise of applying … Continue reading →

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