Tag Archives: language

Ducks that illegally cross the street are jaywaddling

Posted on May 18, 2013 by

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Kitchen chem deliri yum (Part 4 of ?)

Posted on May 16, 2013 by

furthering into weird territory

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A very successful hockey team plays both on ice and on fire

Posted on May 8, 2013 by

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Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet

Posted on April 15, 2013 by

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Posted on April 8, 2013 by

ing something… there

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She wanted to know the time of the event, so she asked him “Do you have a date?” He replied “No; why? Do you know of a woman who’s single and would go out with me?”

Posted on April 2, 2013 by

So, he wasn’t thinking about the time (?)

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While the triathlete stated that she’d do Ironman, she had to clarify to the fanboy that she was not talking about Robert Downey Jr. or Tony Stark, and that she would not do Iron Man

Posted on March 19, 2013 by

. (She was actually referring to the Ironman Triathlon, not the superhero.)

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Other possible ways/verbs/nouns of saying “Lost my virginity”

Posted on March 13, 2013 by

That phrase makes me ask what is gained, won, and/or found? One of Sir Isaac Newton’s laws of motion is (or goes something like) “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” So, as an exercise of applying … Continue reading →

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I noticed a driving school car that used to have that “STUDENT OF THE MONTH” sticker on it. The part of the car that had the letters STU (from “STUDENT OF THE MONTH”) got damaged. So now that sticker just says “DENT OF THE MONTH”

Posted on March 13, 2013 by

. And the name of the driver (involved in the accident) turns out to be Stu.

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A car that has been drastically altered by a cult has been car washed

Posted on March 8, 2013 by

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