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When Deadlines Become Zombies: branching out via Youtube,
sideways debut (originally filmed on 12/11/12), sideways weird, at least there, sharing my “Pirates identify with movies…” poem (also written in this blog), potential creepiness/potential accusations of looking or being creepy be damned
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Tagged A.D.D., acting, adult, adult situations, adventure, anachronism, answers, arrr, art, audio, bad joke, bloopers, bonus scene, boooo, booooooo, bored, camera, cinema, clip, comedy, copyright, crime, criminal, culture, curious, deleted scene, disclaimer, dork, drama, escape, extended scene, fantasy, film, fun, gag reel, geek, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, identify, improv, jokes, journey, language, law, laws, letters, life, linguistics, living, maybe, movies, MPAA, my stare is weird?, my stare might be weird, nerd, noise, noises, observation, open mic, outtakes, party, people, performance, performance art, piracy, pirates, poem, poems, poetry, pop culture, questions, random, rated R, ratings, really?, record, ridiculous, road trip, sailor, science fiction, sea, seriously?, shady, show, sound, sounds, speak, spoken word, stories, storytelling, stupid, style, swashbuckler, theater, theory, thoughts, unauthorized, visual, weird, what is wrong with me?, words, Youtube, Z.F. Thrimej
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Pirates identify with movies rated R(rrrrr).
And this may help explain why those copyrighted works are unauthorizedly reproduced or distributed.
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Tagged acting, adult, adult situations, adventure, anachronism, answers, arrr, art, bad joke, boooo, bored, cinema, comedy, copyright, crime, criminal, culture, curious, dork, escape, fantasy, film, fun, geek, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, identify, improv, jokes, journey, language, law, laws, letters, life, linguistics, living, maybe, movies, nerd, noise, noises, observation, open mic, party, people, piracy, pirates, poems, poetry, pop culture, questions, random, rated R, really?, ridiculous, sailor, science fiction, sea, seriously?, sound, sounds, stories, storytelling, stupid, style, swashbuckler, theater, theory, thoughts, unauthorized, weird, what is wrong with me?, words
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Reminding myself that that is not Daniel Day-Lewis on the five-dollar bill
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Tagged Abraham Lincoln, acting, actor, art, bad joke, bill, bio, bio-pic, booooo, bored, cash, casting, celebrity, coincidence?, comedy, costume, Daniel Day-Lewis, dork, drama, faces, fame, famous, fashion, film, five-dollar bill, geek, Halloween, history, humor, icon, ideas, identity, improv, in theaters, joke, jokes, life, Lincoln, living, method acting, money, movies, nerd, observation, open mic, performance, pocket, poems, poetry, pop culture, president, random, reality, reality check, really?, reminder, resemblance, ridiculous, role, role-playing, seriously?, stupid, style, theater, theory, thinking, thoughts, visual, weird, weirdo, what is real, WTF
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On a rainy day, the umbrella of Steve Rogers must also be bulletproof
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A worker (wearing a yellow hard hat) wanted to write something down, but did not have anything to write on. So I offered that worker a piece of construction paper
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Tagged "work", "working", anecdote, apparel, architect, architecture, art, arts and crafts, bad jokes, booooooo, bored, building, carpenter, character, clothing, color, comedy, communication, construction, construction worker, costume, culture, curious, customer, customer service, dork, entertainment, expression, fashion, fun, geek, good times, hat, hats, helping, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, joke, jokes, journey, letter, life, nerd, observation, occupation, office, office supplies, open mic, paper, poems, poetry, problem-solving, random, really?, retail, ridiculous, seriously?, stationary, story, storytelling, stupid, style, theater, theories, therapy, thinking, thoughts, weird, weirdo, writer's block, writing, yeah right, yellow
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If Mjolnir was a pen instead of a hammer, Thor would be AuThor
(in charge of good grammar).
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Tagged almost haiku, art, author, avenger, bad jokes, blogging, bombing, boooooo, bored, comedy, comic books, comics, creative writing, creativity, curious, daydreaming, dork, entertainment, fantasy, geek, haiku, hammer, humor, ideas, Immigrant Song, Jack Kirby, joke, jokes, journey, Larry Lieber, Led Zeppelin, magic, magical, Marvel comics, Mjolnir, movies, names, nerd, open mic night, pen, poems, poetry, pop culture, really?, rhymes, ridiculous, science fiction, seriously?, Stan Lee, stupid, style, superhero, theories, thinking, Thor, thoughts, weird, weirdo, what the fuck is wrong with me, words, writing, yeah right
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The yarn got covered in sauce since the two-year-old wanted spaghetti
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Tagged "work", accident, adventure, almost haiku, art, arts and crafts, babysitting, bad jokes, bastard, boooooo, chef, comedy, cooking, cuisine, dining, dysfunctional family, eating, energy, excuses, experiment, explanation, family, fml, food, gourmet, haiku, hope, humor, ideas, imagine, improv, ingredients, joke, jokes, journey, kids, kitchen, knitting, little bastard, meals, menu, mess, motivation, nanny, nightmare, noodles, nutrition, parenting, pasta, poems, poetry, pretend, psychology, questions, random, really?, recipes, ridiculous, sauce, science project, seriously?, sh*t man, spaghetti, string, style, taste test, theories, theory, thinking, this sucks, thoughts, tomato, tomato sauce, two-year-old, weird, weirdo, what the fuck, WTF, yarn, yeah right
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Witches ride on brooms because mops that absorb the rain will slow them down;
so they go with brooms.
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Another idea for a band name: “Sinus Infection”
So at a show, the audience may ask: “WHO IS THAT?!” Then the band responds: “WE. ARE. SINUS INFECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WE WILL INFECT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! 1-2-3-4!!!!!!!!……….” (then the band starts loudly blasting their music)
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Choo is in school in order to emphasize training. Train is not in school so that school will not sound straining
or stressful. Food-for-thought chewable.
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Tagged academia, academic, answers, art, audio, back to school, bad jokes, bored, chew, choo, choo choo, comedy, creative writing, curious, daydreaming, dork, education, entertainment, explanation, food for thought, fun, geek, homework, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagine, improv, joke, jokes, journey, kids, language, learn, learning, linguistics, locomotive, maybe, music, nerd, noises, observation, places, poem, poetry, poindexter, questions, random, reading, really?, relief, rhymes, ridiculous, school, seriously?, song, song writing, sound, sounds, spelling, strain, stress, student, stupid, style, suggestion, teach, teacher, theory, thinking, thoughts, train, trains, travel, weird, why?, words, writing, yeah right
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