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Sharing my poem “Chopsticks and Noodles” (on YouTube)

Posted on January 19, 2013 by zfthrimej

http://www.youtube.com./watch?v=XVZkm9tcmy0 (a short ridiculous, sideways reading, recorded back on 12/11/12. )

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Three of my poems got published in the 1/4/13 issue of the Milpitas Post. So I will read them to you.

Posted on January 5, 2013 by zfthrimej

Those three poems are “The Archer”, “Wherever There’s Mistletoe”, and “Tiara”. Pictures of my poems in the Milpitas Post: And those three poems can also be found (as posts) in this blog .

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They celebrate their one year anniBoisery (since one year ago they moved to Boise,

Posted on December 18, 2012 by zfthrimej

Idaho.)

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Searching for a casino, the gamblers at least found a laundromat (a place where strip poker, change, heavy bedding, spinning machines, getting cleaned, and folding can all happen)

Posted on December 7, 2012 by zfthrimej

Posted in answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, bored, comedy, curious, dork, drama, dream, dreams, dysfunctional family, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, fantasy, fuck yeah, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, improv, joke, jokes, journey, maybe, mischief, motivation, nature, naughty, nerd, observation, optimism, performance art, performing arts, places to see, poems, poetry, question, relationships, ridiculous, sex, sin, stories, style, subversion, theories, therapy, thinking, tourism, tourist, travel, traveling, underachiever, vacation, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged addiction, adult, adventure, anecdote, art, attitude, bed, bedding, bet, blackjack, bored, cards, casino, chance, clean, cleaning, clothes, college, comedy, creative, culture, curious, cycle, debauchery, delicious, dirty, dirty laundry, dork, dorm, double down, drama, drunk, dryer, entertainment, erotica, escape, fantasy, fashion, folding, freaky, fun, gambling, game, games, geek, good times, health, hope, humor, ideas, improv, improvised, interior design, joke, journey, laundromat, Lewis Black, life, living, lust, machines, mature, mature audience, mind-fucking, money, motivation, music, naked, naughty, nerd, party, party time, people, pipes, places, poems, poetry, poker, poker face, probability, questions, raunch, raunchy, really?, relationships, ridiculous, rinse, risk, roll play, romance, scandalous, secrets, seriously?, sex, sound, sounds, spin, spinner, statistics, story, storytelling, strip poker, style, Swingers, that film Little Children, theory, think, thoughts, tour, tourist, toys, travel, vice, washer, water, weekend, weird, weirdo, wet, what is wrong with me?, whoa, wild, words, yeah right, yoga | 1 Comment

Reminding myself that that is not Daniel Day-Lewis on the five-dollar bill

Posted on November 30, 2012 by zfthrimej

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Mistletoe sounding like missile toe kinda makes it a weird word, like there’s a missile that is shaped like a toe,

Posted on November 26, 2012 by zfthrimej

or there’s a missile with a toe attached to it (probably on the missile’s front tip to give the missile extra explosive kick ?) or there’s somehow a bionic toe that launches out from one’s foot, or there’s somehow a … Continue reading →

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Wherever there’s mistletoe, there should be mints or gum nearby.

Posted on November 26, 2012 by zfthrimej

Conversely, wherever there are mints or gum, there should be mistletoe nearby. Perhaps the apostrophe (which i notice hanging from above the end of “there’s”) could become a symbol or emoticon or part of an emoticon for mistletoe or as … Continue reading →

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A zombie at a yoga studio will naturally enjoy doing the Corpse Pose

Posted on November 22, 2012 by zfthrimej

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On a rainy day, the umbrella of Steve Rogers must also be bulletproof

Posted on November 16, 2012 by zfthrimej

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Wandering into a rice field improves Link’s chance to meet Snap, Crackle, and Pop

Posted on November 15, 2012 by zfthrimej

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Sharing my poem “Chopsticks and Noodles” (on YouTube)

Three of my poems got published in the 1/4/13 issue of the Milpitas Post. So I will read them to you.

They celebrate their one year anniBoisery (since one year ago they moved to Boise,

Searching for a casino, the gamblers at least found a laundromat (a place where strip poker, change, heavy bedding, spinning machines, getting cleaned, and folding can all happen)

Reminding myself that that is not Daniel Day-Lewis on the five-dollar bill

Mistletoe sounding like missile toe kinda makes it a weird word, like there’s a missile that is shaped like a toe,

Wherever there’s mistletoe, there should be mints or gum nearby.

A zombie at a yoga studio will naturally enjoy doing the Corpse Pose

On a rainy day, the umbrella of Steve Rogers must also be bulletproof

Wandering into a rice field improves Link’s chance to meet Snap, Crackle, and Pop

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