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Tag Archives: irony
I noticed a driving school car that used to have that “STUDENT OF THE MONTH” sticker on it. The part of the car that had the letters STU (from “STUDENT OF THE MONTH”) got damaged. So now that sticker just says “DENT OF THE MONTH”
. And the name of the driver (involved in the accident) turns out to be Stu.
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“Call me if my phone rings.” A real human person actually seriously said that to me
. Weird; not sure if that person will ever really receive a call.
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Chopsticks that are perceived as uncooked noodles led to the idea that uncooked noodles could have been the very first chopsticks.
Adding onto this chopstick topic of discussion, one of my friends mentioned the possibility of what if noodles are really cooked chopsticks? I replied to her: People who unknowingly eat chopsticks-cooked-into-noodles have been gyped; gyped by the ‘sticks!
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Sometimes the excessive repetitiveness of a song’s chorus causes me to consider that the opposite of that chorus’ message might really be true.
Maybe the singer of a suspiciously excessive chorus is in denial. Or a “fake-it-’til-you-make-it” sense of optimism could really be going on.
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Inside a sunken ship the diver swam towards its chandelier (which was the hook/light/bait from an anglerfish
that fishes people; ironically weird).
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Fascinating how a word that has four letters is not necessarily a four-letter word
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“I’M NOT BOSSY; I JUST HAVE GOOD IDEAS,” said the five-year-old to her mother.
The five-year-old declared this loudly, and very seriously and matter-of-fact. I was struck by her logic and ego, so then I and the mother laughed. And her daughter kept on going about like she said nothing wrong. There’s validity in her argument, so we just … Continue reading →
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Boredom emphasizing the capacity to learn how to not be bored
Hell yeah summer school
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Weirdness in Milpitas, so I hope there are bright ideas;
its smell and summer flies provoking visitors’ “can you believe this?” Suspicious insects swarm the air notorious strong and fecal. Surprising (, inspiring) though: in this city there’s still a lot of people.
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She did not change their names so Bully saw her as a target. She was telling the truth. Bruising death threat: she didn’t deserve it.
So not knowing any better, Bully claims to be the victim of a cycle of coercion; time to break it, leave that system.
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