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“Just because there are people who are Norwegian doesn’t necessarily mean that there’s a place called Norwegia.

Posted on April 7, 2012 by zfthrimej

It’s Norway,” said the less stupid part of my brain to the stupid part of my brain.

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The appearance of the fire extinguisher makes me wanna go scuba diving.

Posted on March 29, 2012 by zfthrimej

In case the extinguisher fails to put out a fire, perhaps jumping into water (and somehow using it as a scuba tank) could help bring some relief. _______________ (5/15/13 note from the author of this post: i will be calling … Continue reading →

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Sometimes I actually wish that the Terms of Service section (of a website or document) would just simply say “Have Fun.”

Posted on March 27, 2012 by zfthrimej

And that would be it

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Some restroom stalls seem too narrow, almost LIKE A CASKET;

Posted on March 24, 2012 by zfthrimej

fighting my claustrophobia when i all i want is to unload my ass/sh*t !

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I saw a work of art entitled “Please Do Not Touch.”

Posted on March 13, 2012 by zfthrimej

A few seconds later I realized that that was not its title.

Posted in art, arts and crafts, colors, comedy, curious, deep thoughts, dork, everyday life, geek, giggles, huh, humor, improv, memoir, nerd, observation, paint, painting, poems, poetry, random writing, ridiculous, subversion, therapy, thinking, visual arts | Tagged admiration, art, arts and crafts, artwork, ass, autobiographical, biography, color, comedy, deep thoughts, dork, everyday life, geek, giggles, humor, idiot, improv, improvisational comedy, jokes, memoir, museum, museums, naive, nerd, new, observation, painting, poems, poetry, random, random writing, ridiculous, sculpture, thoughts, tourist, true story, visiting, visual arts, wandering, writing | 1 Comment

The forgotten password did its job too well

Posted on March 11, 2012 by zfthrimej

and/or it’s not doing it at all.

Posted in comedy, deep thoughts, dork, everyday life, geek, giggles, homework, huh, humor, i don't know, improv, nerd, observation, poems, poetry, random writing, ridiculous, thinking, underachiever | Tagged bloopers, comedy, dork, effectiveness, fml, forgetfulness, forgetting, fuck my life, fucked, humor, idiot, improv, jokes, loser, memory, observation, password, poems, poetry, random, ridiculous, screwed, shit, snark | 1 Comment

Weight

Posted on March 5, 2012 by zfthrimej

When I step onto a weighing scale and look down, sometimes I think I’m seeing a speedometer and then I get excited because I think I’ve got the superpower to move really really fast and then… wait… dammit.

Posted in huh, humor, improv, poems, poetry, random writing, rhymes, ridiculous | Tagged dork, excited, fast, heavy, humor, idiot, move very fast, naive, poems, poetry, quickly, random, ridicuous, speedometer, superpower, superspeed, weighing scale, weight | Leave a comment

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“Just because there are people who are Norwegian doesn’t necessarily mean that there’s a place called Norwegia.

The appearance of the fire extinguisher makes me wanna go scuba diving.

Sometimes I actually wish that the Terms of Service section (of a website or document) would just simply say “Have Fun.”

Some restroom stalls seem too narrow, almost LIKE A CASKET;

I saw a work of art entitled “Please Do Not Touch.”

The forgotten password did its job too well

Weight

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