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The bridal shower happened right after the bachelorette party; so the bachelorette party must have been very dirty

Posted on February 11, 2013 by zfthrimej

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Wherever there’s mistletoe, there should be mints or gum nearby.

Posted on November 26, 2012 by zfthrimej

Conversely, wherever there are mints or gum, there should be mistletoe nearby. Perhaps the apostrophe (which i notice hanging from above the end of “there’s”) could become a symbol or emoticon or part of an emoticon for mistletoe or as … Continue reading →

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A flower bulb! Then i look closer, it’s really a crumpled/used Kleenex.

Posted on April 21, 2012 by zfthrimej

Being proven wrong can help the growing up, like learning about the Flytrap Venus.

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The Statue of Liberty’s right armpit must smell fresher than her left one

Posted on April 5, 2012 by zfthrimej

since her arm is raised and therefore, the armpit below it is more liberated.

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Some restroom stalls seem too narrow, almost LIKE A CASKET;

Posted on March 24, 2012 by zfthrimej

fighting my claustrophobia when i all i want is to unload my ass/sh*t !

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Painting on my teeth again;

Posted on March 12, 2012 by zfthrimej

painting them with toothpaste.

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