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Disclaimer/excuse when i perform without having memorized my poems or what i’ve got written or planned at open mics:
because as soon as i try to memorize scripted material, the trauma and pain and weirdness and awkwardness of remembering my mother threaten to hurt torture punish destroy or kill me (if i did not remember my lines for plays … Continue reading →
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Late at night, the student had to build a mission. When his parents asked him why, he said “Because it’s due tomorrow”
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A magnifying glass that can heat and melt things into lava should be identified as a magmafying glass
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Bla bla bla, so i draw draw draw (; part 1 of ?)
Pictures during lecture(s)
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Brainstorming/list of potential questions for nominees (which will eventually be posted on this blog) of an award.
1. If you found out that 24 hours from now you will die (and it would be a quick and painless and peaceful death) and you could somehow (maybe even magically)Â do whatever you want with the last 24 hours of … Continue reading →
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Choo is in school in order to emphasize training. Train is not in school so that school will not sound straining
or stressful. Food-for-thought chewable.
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Turning something in can feel better than the results because the results may not have happened
yet. There might not even be results.
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Tagged adventure, alternate dimensions, alternate futures, alternate timelines, anticipation, art, belief, bored, challenge, comedy, confidence, curious, deadlines, destination, dork, education, end of the world, entertainment, existentialism, feelings, future, geek, goals, homework, hope, how are you, huh, humor, hypothetical, i don't know, ideas, journey, learning, maybe, mental, morale, motivation, nerd, no regrets, no tomorrow, now, optimism, paranoia, philosophy, poems, poetry, possibility, possiblities, possibly, present, procrastination, reality, reflection, release, relief, results, ridiculous, school, science fiction, stress, student, test, test-preparation, test-taking, theory, therapy, thinking, thoughts, time, tomorrow, turning something in, Waiting for Godot, writing, zombie apocalypse
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Heard someone unintentionally refer to Lord of the Rings’ Sauron and/or Saruman as Sodomon.
Perhaps the three names’ similarities in sounds, letters, and the mythologically intense and controversial natures (and potentially suggestive sore-ness) of these subjects could lead to this assumed name. Meanwhile, the content of this post is also reminding me of Rose Byrne’s performance … Continue reading →
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The empty stapler got refilled with [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
or ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]. Attachments via brackets can magically capture some magic. I’m liking this post’s semantics; it might bomb (or be a classic?).
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Introductory tour of a course is like a ride on the (sylla)bus;
its last stop being the final (stop).
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Tagged adventure, analogy, art, back to school, bad jokes, basics, beginning, booooo, bored, bus, comedy, creative writing, daydreaming, dork, drive, education, entertainment, fun, geek, homework, humor, i don't know, i hope this does not suck, ideas, if this does suck oh well (but thank you and sorry), improv, introduction, joke, jokes, journey, knowledge, learning, lecture, lessons, nerd, observation, open mic, outline, personal, places, poem, poems, poetry, poindexter, protocol, random, reading, really?, ride, rides, ridiculous, road trip, school, seriously?, starting, story, storytelling, student, stupid, style, syllabus, teacher, teaching, tests, theories, thinking, thoughts, tour, tourism, transportation, travel, traveling, trip, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, why not?, why?, words, writing, yeah right
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