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Last minute Mother’s Day gift idea: gift card from a bachelorette party/female-friendly adult boutique (!?)

Hopefully this is at least original and fun, and shows her love.

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French bosoms are present (and/or gifts) = Le Tits Now (a.k.a.”Let It Snow”)

The Christmas carol Let It Snow is one of the holiday songs playing over and over at where I  work. Its repetition made me realize the subversive, potentially scandalous and adult-themed nature of the song’s title and its entirety. If you … Continue reading

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Mistletoe sounding like missile toe kinda makes it a weird word, like there’s a missile that is shaped like a toe,

or there’s a missile with a toe attached to it (probably on the missile’s front tip to give the missile extra explosive kick ?) or there’s somehow a  bionic toe that launches out from one’s foot, or there’s somehow a … Continue reading

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Total sounds more epic, more dramatically heightened when it is pronounced Toh-TALL!

There’s a seeking-for-completion-while-launching-high-to-the-sky ambitiousness (and/or even a world-domination-level-approaching confidence) to that pronunciation. It sounds more adventurous than the way that total is often spoken: toad-dull. So (as a I work as a part-time cashier/clerk , and especially on slow days,) … Continue reading

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Before Thanksgiving turkey gobbling, there is a Halloween goblin. Perhaps it takes the form of that tradition

and Black Friday.

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Euphoric youtime!

(because that repetition of saying hearing or reading that popular expression “happy birthday” can at least sometimes sound too excessive. Also,especially  if my “euphoric youtime” idea/expression and/or any or all of my ideas and expressions somehow actually become popular, I … Continue reading

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On Easter, people tell their children to hunt or search for eggs. Despite the apparent fun of this tradition, it makes me ask if maybe we should first look for or look into our own minds,

find out exactly why we do what we do or do what other people might want us to do. Chicken-or-the-egg curious… (2/21/13 update: i will be calling the poem version of this post “Egg”)

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Love Your Costume

Heard someone accidentally refer to Valentine’s Day as Halloween. Understandable since both of them can put unusual emphasis on sweets and freaky behavior. And role-playing.

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