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Tag Archives: gratitude
Last minute Mother’s Day gift idea: gift card from a bachelorette party/female-friendly adult boutique (!?)
Hopefully this is at least original and fun, and shows her love.
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Introducing the latest and greatest genius spoon: FLIGHTSPOON!!!
It just doesn’t only fly almost EVERYTHING YOU EVER NEED, but it also SPINS, TWIRLS, HOVER-DANCES, TRIPPLE MID-AIR SOMERSAULTS food, news, information to your mouth and into YOUR BRAIN! Flightspoon is proud to offer you BILLIONS of MILLIONS of aerial … Continue reading →
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Even if it’s fatal, there has got to be something to be thankful.
And while something might seem insignificant, maybe we can learn something, hopefully remember it. I noticed and was actually pleased by a gas station’s sign that educates travelers by identifying bugs. Props to the underappreciated, and the details. And to … Continue reading →
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“…As soon as she found out, things went downhill for him. DOOOWWWWNHIIIIIILLLLLL…”
That’s what i overheard from one random passerby as she talked to her friend. The latter way she said downhill really echoed deeply. Steep, ow-sounding painful; that stretched ill within downhill hinting continual sickness. Colorful in the sense that it … Continue reading →
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One shopper said “That is so cool!” while the other replied “Why do we need that?”
Intriguing conflict between what can be better versus what we already have.
Posted in curious, everyday life, health, healthy, huh, humor, i don't know, joke, memoir, observation, poems, poetry, question, random writing, rhymes, ridiculous, things, thinking, what the fuck
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