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A simple cheese sandwich must have been asked over and over “HOW CAN I MAKE YOU TASTE BETTER?! ANSWER ME DAMMIT, HOW?!”
And so this very intense, persistent curiosity towards this cheese sandwich might have led to the creation of the very first grilled cheese sandwich. Interrogatively heated.
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Time traveling backwards to seven minutes ago (based on the countdowning microwave).
The traveler is a potato; fuel to move forward (it must be baked).
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“Just because there are people who are Norwegian doesn’t necessarily mean that there’s a place called Norwegia.
It’s Norway,” said the less stupid part of my brain to the stupid part of my brain.
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The Statue of Liberty’s right armpit must smell fresher than her left one
since her arm is raised and therefore, the armpit below it is more liberated.
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Spots on a mirror can sometimes make that mirror look nasty. However, the spotty mirror’s ability to conjure up thoughts of Star Wars or Star Trek
can decrease that nastiness, by redeeming and/or replacing it with a sense of science fiction adventure. Those spots are like stars (and/or cosmic objects), and the longer i stare at them and their reflections, i feel like i might be … Continue reading →
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A ferris wheel that won’t move
will need a lot of hamsters. or a very big one.
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The undecided yet very hungry jury went to lunch
at the food court.
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What might make reading books more sexy
is pretending that the front and back covers are legs. Open them up, explore and enjoy
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The stranger was asked, “Would you like to know more about your future?”
Then the stranger replied to the fortune-teller, “What do you predict my answer will be?”
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The appearance of the fire extinguisher makes me wanna go scuba diving.
In case the extinguisher fails to put out a fire, perhaps jumping into water (and somehow using it as a scuba tank) could help bring some relief. _______________ (5/15/13 note from the author of this post: i will be calling … Continue reading →
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