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Considered submission idea for the Remembering Who We Are zine (Part 1 of ?) :There was so much unnecessary arguing between family members (and even bullying, abuse
from a mother to her daughter). This family was in the process of moving all of their belongings from their old house into a new apartment. There were disagreements and misunderstandings and lots of difficulties, stress, tensions, threat-like shoutings in … Continue reading →
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Mistletoe sounding like missile toe kinda makes it a weird word, like there’s a missile that is shaped like a toe,
or there’s a missile with a toe attached to it (probably on the missile’s front tip to give the missile extra explosive kick ?) or there’s somehow a bionic toe that launches out from one’s foot, or there’s somehow a … Continue reading →
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A coin that’s got a decomposing face has changed into a zombie president
!!!!
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She did not change their names so Bully saw her as a target. She was telling the truth. Bruising death threat: she didn’t deserve it.
So not knowing any better, Bully claims to be the victim of a cycle of coercion; time to break it, leave that system.
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Frustration is art trapped backwards within frustration; so the art looks like tra.
However, with the help of reflection, art or creativity can be unlocked.
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A simple cheese sandwich must have been asked over and over “HOW CAN I MAKE YOU TASTE BETTER?! ANSWER ME DAMMIT, HOW?!”
And so this very intense, persistent curiosity towards this cheese sandwich might have led to the creation of the very first grilled cheese sandwich. Interrogatively heated.
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A ferris wheel that won’t move
will need a lot of hamsters. or a very big one.
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The appearance of the fire extinguisher makes me wanna go scuba diving.
In case the extinguisher fails to put out a fire, perhaps jumping into water (and somehow using it as a scuba tank) could help bring some relief. _______________ (5/15/13 note from the author of this post: i will be calling … Continue reading →
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“…As soon as she found out, things went downhill for him. DOOOWWWWNHIIIIIILLLLLL…”
That’s what i overheard from one random passerby as she talked to her friend. The latter way she said downhill really echoed deeply. Steep, ow-sounding painful; that stretched ill within downhill hinting continual sickness. Colorful in the sense that it … Continue reading →
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With blanket as a cave, pillow’s there to cuddle; but if a fight’s brought to my cave
i’ll wield pillow like a cudgel.
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