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A few hours ago, I performed a set at Rooster T. Feathers’ club for the very first time. It was a de-virginatingly nice experience,

one which involved a reminder (which i shared with the audience) of how i lost my virginity and the instructional/how-human-people-have-sexual-intercourse(-with-each-other) process of reading index cards while losing it. Maybe I will go into detail about this/blog more about this (and more … Continue reading

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Has there ever been a tattoo on a person’s poo hole?

I don’t know…

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disaGreen with the minute

http://consequenceofsound.net/2012/09/green-day-had-an-on-stage-meltdown-yesterday/

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“Criminal” Stranger

While the dancing stranger hated boredom, she learned from its capacity to drag on. Then she disciplined herself to be a ninja with a skateboard (that’s really a dragon). Tyrant Ishtty feared her weirdness, branded her “criminal savage.” He sent wedgie-for-a-smile … Continue reading

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Ishtty the GingerPooMan

is the diarrhea demon that rapes faces and diaries enforcing forced smiles/moments led to psychiatry. Holidays are when it especially strikes. It’s that stress from expectations, pretending things are “alright”. Is there a way to overcome this monster? Maybe one can … Continue reading

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But poo is in the spoon. And spooning can lead to pooing.

Victim strangely refuses to answer… What happened? What’s he doing?

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“I HEARD THAT!” She then replied to him: “I DON’T CARE!”

This was a conversation I heard and witnessed amongst a couple. The more I think about it, the more I realize how amusingly awesome her “I DON’T CARE!” response is.  It’s like one-upping a one up. Also fascinating how his … Continue reading

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What might make reading books more sexy

is pretending that the front and back covers are legs. Open them up, explore and enjoy

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“Yes, I hit her. But she hits me with her words.”

Wow. Someone actually seriously said that to me, and as an excuse. Words confused with sword, so bully’s defense was physical abuse.  

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