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Tag Archives: freaky
Searching for a casino, the gamblers at least found a laundromat (a place where strip poker, change, heavy bedding, spinning machines, getting cleaned, and folding can all happen)
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Mistletoe sounding like missile toe kinda makes it a weird word, like there’s a missile that is shaped like a toe,
or there’s a missile with a toe attached to it (probably on the missile’s front tip to give the missile extra explosive kick ?) or there’s somehow a bionic toe that launches out from one’s foot, or there’s somehow a … Continue reading →
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Inside a sunken ship the diver swam towards its chandelier (which was the hook/light/bait from an anglerfish
that fishes people; ironically weird).
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At a zoo, the kids thought they’d be seeing an anteater; instead they saw their uncle eating their aunt
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At a zoo, the children thought that they’d be seeing an anteater. Instead, they saw their uncle
(with their aunt).
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Warning from a feline samurai
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Upside down mom is wow. Meanwhile, upside down dad is pep.
Wow + pep = very surprising energy (that can potentially scar children who unintentionally interrupt mom and dad wowing and peping each other, naughty-style).
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Love Your Costume
Heard someone accidentally refer to Valentine’s Day as Halloween. Understandable since both of them can put unusual emphasis on sweets and freaky behavior. And role-playing.
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