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A very successful hockey team plays both on ice and on fire

Posted on May 8, 2013 by zfthrimej

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On the phone, she sounded like she lost weight since the way that she was talking was faster and more acrobatic-like than usual

Posted on March 7, 2013 by zfthrimej

Posted in adversity, art, bored, comedy, culture, dork, entertainment, healing, health, healthy, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, journey, learning, maybe, memories, poems, poetry, question, ridiculous, stories, theories, thinking, travel, traveling, underachiever | Tagged acrobatics, adventure, art, audio, autobiography, biography, chat, comedy, connecting, conversation, curious, dialogue, diet, different, dork, exercise, fitness, food, gym, health, hope, humor, hungry, i don't know, ideas, imagine, impression, inspire, journey, life, living, memoir, motivation, music, nerd, noise, observation, people, perception, perspective, poems, poetry, real, really?, seriously?, social, sounds, speech, speed, strange, style, talk, theory, thoughts, true story, vocal. adversity, weight, weight loss, weird, why?, words | Leave a comment

A zombie at a yoga studio will naturally enjoy doing the Corpse Pose

Posted on November 22, 2012 by zfthrimej

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A new yoga instructor (named Matt) thought about changing his name because he was concerned that being called “Yoga Matt” would encourage potential troublemaker students to step on him,

Posted on October 5, 2012 by zfthrimej

make fun of him, irritate him, and/or undermine his authority. However he did not change his name, because he is ultimately confident, and being confident is why he is a yoga instructor.

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The nutrition facts section on the containers of foods and drinks make those foods and drinks look like they could be characters on trading cards.

Posted on September 15, 2012 by zfthrimej

Those statistics, numbers, breakdowns, and listings of components (on that nutrition facts section) substantiate the comparison.

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Two minuses often lead to a positive. But if heads are being subtracted maybe we should run in the direction opposite

Posted on June 11, 2012 by zfthrimej

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The very cool calmness of the yoga instructor has the uncanny ability to annoy the hell out of the needs-to-sometimes-learn-how-to-relax, new yoga student

Posted on May 19, 2012 by zfthrimej

(that new student being me. and that calmness ultimately fortunately being more motivational, more enlightening than annoying).

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The Statue of Liberty’s right armpit must smell fresher than her left one

Posted on April 5, 2012 by zfthrimej

since her arm is raised and therefore, the armpit below it is more liberated.

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What might make reading books more sexy

Posted on April 2, 2012 by zfthrimej

is pretending that the front and back covers are legs. Open them up, explore and enjoy

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Two identical beds in a hotel room, both serve as trampoline (to spring into parallel universes;

Posted on March 22, 2012 by zfthrimej

the invisible portal: that space between).

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Tag Archives: fitness

A very successful hockey team plays both on ice and on fire

A zombie at a yoga studio will naturally enjoy doing the Corpse Pose

A new yoga instructor (named Matt) thought about changing his name because he was concerned that being called “Yoga Matt” would encourage potential troublemaker students to step on him,

The nutrition facts section on the containers of foods and drinks make those foods and drinks look like they could be characters on trading cards.

Two minuses often lead to a positive. But if heads are being subtracted maybe we should run in the direction opposite

The very cool calmness of the yoga instructor has the uncanny ability to annoy the hell out of the needs-to-sometimes-learn-how-to-relax, new yoga student

The Statue of Liberty’s right armpit must smell fresher than her left one

What might make reading books more sexy

Two identical beds in a hotel room, both serve as trampoline (to spring into parallel universes;

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