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Tag Archives: Fight Club
The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”
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Bla bla bla, so i draw draw draw (; part 1 of ?)
Pictures during lecture(s)
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Slyde Ivory: a kabuki dance floor “trash whore” ,
a post-crash/ ghost cloud/ spear it spirit, remembering rare pink feather, bringing flowers at reunion, lost a loved one, though keeps on movin’, seashell shoulders, chopstick legs, “Fragile?” F*ckit, she’s no regrets A Sally-Jose romance: she never forgets
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Introducing the latest and greatest genius spoon: FLIGHTSPOON!!!
It just doesn’t only fly almost EVERYTHING YOU EVER NEED, but it also SPINS, TWIRLS, HOVER-DANCES, TRIPPLE MID-AIR SOMERSAULTS food, news, information to your mouth and into YOUR BRAIN! Flightspoon is proud to offer you BILLIONS of MILLIONS of aerial … Continue reading →
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Emerging from their crossfire: Juanny Piranha
The Gildy/Wharlpoon fight: a waving riptide viral drama…
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One of the better things about a long waiting line is its ability to remind people of the option to do it yourself
(or not having to be at the mercy of something else). I would love to see a waiting line that is weirdly long enough to be in the cursive shape of “DIY”. Ironic fun.
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Folding laundry at a laundromat is like bullfighting. But WITHOUT THE BULL!
Fight that crumpledness with a wave of fabric sheets! Grumbling tumbling low background sounds (reminiscent of a charging bull) make the folding laundry more thrilling while making it feel less dull.
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Coupon or Coup Pawn?
“I forgot my coupon.” A lot of customers say that after they put their items on the checkout counter in a store. And a lot of customers say that in a very surprised way that makes the coupon seem like … Continue reading →
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Sometimes I actually wish that the Terms of Service section (of a website or document) would just simply say “Have Fun.”
And that would be it
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