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Who is Hangdive? Hangdive’s the response to heckler forgetting his own flaws.
So Hangdive’s reminding heckler, and heckler’s now begging stop. Hangdive is that beast that awakens when pissed off. Made from slinkys, chopsticks, hangers: last resort dragon/hawk
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There is no f in laughter because there is no failure in laughter
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Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, improv, ridiculous, comedy, observation, everyday life, sex, i don't know, answer, thinking, nerd, dork, underachiever, curious, flirting, homework, subversion, geek, giggles, dysfunctional family, memories, recovering, scars, what the fuck, therapy, healthy, health, art, arts and crafts, colors, performance art, joke, jokes, entertainment, culture, fantasy, fantasies, weird, counseling, teaching, education, learning, real, drama, hope, motivation, journey, adversity, optimism, gut-check, fuck yeah, yeah right, bored, healing, dream, dreams, ideas, theories, maybe, style, stories, anecdote, creativity, haiku, imagine, imagination, belief
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Tagged humor, ridiculous, observation, comedy, poetry, poems, improv, ideas, dork, perception, motivation, love, sex, thoughts, thinking, surprise, WTF, style, fun, adventure, fantasy, homework, nerd, entertainment, symbols, geek, art, storytelling, reading, really?, writing, linguistics, language, creativity, awkward, possibility, scars, healing, why?, weird, happiness, health, school, education, class, inspire, therapy, learning, laughter, people, living, human, history, irony, hope, joke, culture, death, mortality, bored, words, counseling, questions, perspective, searching, answers, inspiration, believe, solace, life, journey, seriously?, spirit, "work", maybe, communication, expression, weirdo, overcome, meaning, theory, story, opinion, anecdote, wondering, failure, belief, medicine, spelling, reasons, emotions, argument, graduation, graduating, letters, haiku, explanation, soul, effort, f***, understanding, gettingbackup, liveandlearn, yeahright, whatiswrongwithme?, idon'tknow, almosthaiku, sciencefiction, grades, haha, goodtimes, markings
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The author signed two hundred books in half the expected time since she’s ambidextrous
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Tagged humor, ridiculous, observation, comedy, poetry, poems, improv, ideas, bookstore, dork, fans, motivation, thoughts, thinking, curious, retail, style, fun, library, adventure, fantasy, nerd, entertainment, geek, art, math, storytelling, reading, shopping, really?, writing, language, possibility, pop culture, drama, weird, performance, inspire, exercise, fitness, cool, deadlines, people, fiction, living, hope, action, culture, questions, theatrical, answers, inspiration, life, adversity, journey, numbers, time, seriously?, "work", maybe, communication, personal, wow, expectations, strange, theory, story, literary, daydreaming, brains, goals, visual, anecdote, speed, success, belief, unusual, events, typography, font, skills, accomplishment, pens, results, author, writer, celebrity, ink, record, lettering, achieve, yeahright, whatif, sciencefiction, creativewriting, multi-tasking, booksigning, ambidextrous, recordsetting, signature, signing, collectible, memorobilia, readers, meeting, giftshop, division, wordperminute, performanceart
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A planet with an asteroid belt seems to gravitate towards a bunch of asteroids that are in the shape of pants.
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Auditioning weirdness for issue 7 of zine When Deadlines Become Zombies
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Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, improv, ridiculous, observation, i don't know, answer, thinking, nerd, dork, what the fuck, therapy, health, art, arts and crafts, visual arts, animals, entertainment, monster, fantasy, weird, magic, supernatural, learning, hope, motivation, journey, adversity, optimism, yeah right, bored, healing, dream, ideas, theories, maybe, stories, imagine, imagination, belief
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Tagged adventure, animals, art, artsandcrafts, audition, books, bored, color, colors, comedy, composition, concept, crazy, creativewriting, creatures, demons, design, dork, entertainment, fantasy, fun, geek, HangDive, hope, humor, ideas, idon'tknow, illustration, image, journey, lettering, maybe, monster, motivation, nerd, periodicals, photography, photos, pictures, play, poem, poetry, possibility, publishing, puppet, questions, random, reading, really?, sciencefiction, searching, seriously?, shapes, story, storytelling, theory, thinking, thoughts, typography, visual, weird, whatisthat, whatiswrongwithme?, WhenDeadlinesBecomeZombies, writing, zine
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Distract my therapist so i can secretly turn back the clock (that is my plan, to have more time for us to talk)
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Long unnecessary receipts with coupons can be toilet paper
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Dismissed as being “crazy”, the weirdo identified with an “old” slinky . He turned it into a dragon bird (a flip-off to the anti-thinky)
. Dragon bird’s name: Hangdive (who’s also the petjet for Slyde Ivory)
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Faces (during bla bla bla so i draw draw draw)
. There’s (/e, there’s +#, )@wli there’s h/~ and there’s &^v^&
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Tagged animation, appearance, art, attitude, auditions, bored, caricature, caricatures, cartoon, cast, casting, characters, comedy, comic book, comics, concept, conceptart, concepts, cosmetic, curious, daydreaming, design, details, doodle, dork, drawing, emoticon, entertainment, expressions, eyes, faces, fantasy, fashion, geek, hair, head, heads, hope, humor, ideas, identity, idon'tknow, illustration, image, images, impressions, inspire, journey, lecture, life, lines, living, look, marks, mood, motivation, mugshot, names, nerd, notebook, observation, observations, pen, pens, people, perception, personal, perspective, photography, pictures, players, poems, poetry, profiles, questions, random, render, rendering, roll call, roster, school, science fiction, scratches, shape, shapes, sketch, stories, storytelling, style, suspects, theater, theory, thinking, thoughts, visual, weird, weirdo, whatiswrongwithme?, witnesses, writing
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Bla bla bla bla bla can be an obstacle/wall; so i’m hoping poetry is psychic knife through the skull
… (Pictured above is Evol Love Triangle (at least its evol side). Blank non-painted, non-Evol Love Triangle-themed unicorn sculpted by unknown artist. Concept, coloring, illustration on unicorn: by z.f. thrimej).
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