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A worker (wearing a yellow hard hat) wanted to write something down, but did not have anything to write on. So I offered that worker a piece of construction paper
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The empty stapler got refilled with [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
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Gotta work on the delivery (since pizza’s not working for me)
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Puppy in car
i kinda wish i could free it, open the door.
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I asked her, “What does the Morse coded message translate to?” She replied, “You figure it out.”
After thanking her for her help, I then realized that I really had to do the homework.
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WordPress’ notifications icon was a zero, but now it’s a word balloon (or a mini blank picket sign).
As a result, I think I’m already feeling less depressed, less empty, or zero depression, zero emptiness. And I think that’s a good, self-esteem-boosting thing.
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For secret agents, making eye contact includes peripheral vision.
While they may be in the line of fire, they can deflect the potential accusation of not paying attention by claiming to see other areas away from the center of their stare.
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Euphoric youtime!
(because that repetition of saying hearing or reading that popular expression “happy birthday” can at least sometimes sound too excessive. Also,especially if my “euphoric youtime” idea/expression and/or any or all of my ideas and expressions somehow actually become popular, I … Continue reading →
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What might make reading books more sexy
is pretending that the front and back covers are legs. Open them up, explore and enjoy
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And yet he kept insisting that they were NOT lost.
“So where is this museum you promised to take me to? I thought you said you’d be showing me some works of art.” Sensing her frustration, he replied “You really wanna see a work of art? Well guess what? You’re … Continue reading →
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