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A very successful hockey team plays both on ice and on fire

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Making a PG version of my R rated zine is an exercise of mercy for the sensitive clean

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While the triathlete stated that she’d do Ironman, she had to clarify to the fanboy that she was not talking about Robert Downey Jr. or Tony Stark, and that she would not do Iron Man

. (She was actually referring to the Ironman Triathlon, not the superhero.)

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On the phone, she sounded like she lost weight since the way that she was talking was faster and more acrobatic-like than usual

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A zombie at a yoga studio will naturally enjoy doing the Corpse Pose

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A new yoga instructor (named Matt) thought about changing his name because he was concerned that being called “Yoga Matt” would encourage potential troublemaker students to step on him,

make fun of him, irritate him, and/or undermine his authority. However he did not change his name, because he is ultimately confident, and being confident is why he is a yoga instructor.

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Before the hiking trip, the DJ received a request to prepare the trail mix.

Sounds like a plan.

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Two minuses often lead to a positive. But if heads are being subtracted maybe we should run in the direction opposite

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The very cool calmness of the yoga instructor has the uncanny ability to annoy the hell out of the needs-to-sometimes-learn-how-to-relax, new yoga student

(that new student being me. and that calmness ultimately fortunately being more motivational, more enlightening than annoying).

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The Statue of Liberty’s right armpit must smell fresher than her left one

since her arm is raised and therefore, the armpit below it is more liberated.

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