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A shopping cart that shrieks whenever it’s moved has earned the name Mariah Carey
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Tagged random, humor, ridiculous, observation, comedy, poetry, poems, ideas, observations, dork, consumerism, thoughts, thinking, curious, WTF, retail, style, nerd, entertainment, geek, art, music, voice, singing, sound, names, shopping, really?, yeah right, listening, recovering, healing, why?, vehicles, pop culture, true story, neuroses, weird, health, everyday life, therapy, people, living, sounds, hope, culture, survive, endure, sick, questions, adversity, journey, seriously?, travel, "work", weirdo, whoa, wow, noise, traveling, shrill, opinion, ingredients, attitude, audio, gears, technology, live, Mariah Carey, wheels, squeak, personality
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Total sounds more epic, more dramatically heightened when it is pronounced Toh-TALL!
There’s a seeking-for-completion-while-launching-high-to-the-sky ambitiousness (and/or even a world-domination-level-approaching confidence) to that pronunciation. It sounds more adventurous than the way that total is often spoken: toad-dull. So (as a I work as a part-time cashier/clerk , and especially on slow days,) … Continue reading →
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The Evacuation Plan: A Spacecraft That Has Not Happened…(yet…)
While waiting for an elevator, i noticed an evacuation plan/sign next to that elevator. Its schematics and design resemble a spacecraft, or a science-fiction vehicle. Cool
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“Will this be for here or to go?” “This will be for me.”
I’ve actually considered responding to that question with that answer. Hopefully, the restaurant’s cashier who asks that question will not be annoyed if I answer that way.
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“I’M NOT BOSSY; I JUST HAVE GOOD IDEAS,” said the five-year-old to her mother.
The five-year-old declared this loudly, and very seriously and matter-of-fact. I was struck by her logic and ego, so then I and the mother laughed. And her daughter kept on going about like she said nothing wrong. There’s validity in her argument, so we just … Continue reading →
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They said, “SMILE!”; she said, “DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO F*CKING DO!”
The pictures turned out bad.
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Tagged adventure, anecdotes, anger, angst, answers, art, attitude, awkward, biography, cameras, comedy, controversy, d.i.y., do it yourself, don't tell me what to do, drama, dysfunctional family, emotional, entertainment, everyday life, feminism, feminist, fight the power, healing, history is written by the winners, honestly, humor, incident, journey, lies, memoir, memories, mood, performance art, photography, pictures, poems, poetry, privacy, punk, questions, real, reality, really?, recovering, ridiculous, riot grrl, say cheese, scars, smile, smile for the camera, story, style, that's great, trauma, truth, visual, what the fuck, why?, yeah right
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Folding laundry at a laundromat is like bullfighting. But WITHOUT THE BULL!
Fight that crumpledness with a wave of fabric sheets! Grumbling tumbling low background sounds (reminiscent of a charging bull) make the folding laundry more thrilling while making it feel less dull.
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The dance of the sign-holder distracted me from reading the sign.
So I don’t remember what exactly the dancer was selling.
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The Discontinued (and other potential concepts, characters, ideas for a Retail/ Customer Service Horror Fantasy Suspense Story
that I would like to write more about; maybe it’ll even be a movie i could someday somehow make) The Discontinued The Fallen Shelves The Cutter of All Costs Slasher of Costs The Expired Pur Chase The Coup Pawns Murder … Continue reading →
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In a mall, I notice how a considerable amount of its visitors are groups of five or six (many times similarly dressed) friends. And the number of members in these groups is roughly around the same number as main entrances that the mall has.
This similarity or coincidence interests me, particularly the part of me that likes journey-as-a-group/team-of-adventurers -themed stories, mythologies, and movies such as Lord of the Rings, X-Men, Star Wars, Star Trek, Fanboys, Avengers, Voltron, Captain Planet, Mighty Ducks, and more. I … Continue reading →
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