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Submission (and a few considered ideas for submissions) to Remembering Who We Are zine

The submission that i ultimately submitted to that zine was a poem that i posted on my blog last year. That poem is Coupon or Coup Pawn?  which can be found at: http://zfthrimej.wordpress.com/2012/04/11/coupon-or-coup-pawn/  And while i like and am proud … Continue reading

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Introducing the latest and greatest genius spoon: FLIGHTSPOON!!!

It just doesn’t only fly almost EVERYTHING YOU EVER NEED, but it also SPINS, TWIRLS, HOVER-DANCES, TRIPPLE MID-AIR SOMERSAULTS food, news, information to your mouth and into YOUR BRAIN! Flightspoon is proud to offer you BILLIONS of MILLIONS of aerial … Continue reading

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Emerging from their crossfire: Juanny Piranha

The Gildy/Wharlpoon fight: a waving riptide viral drama…

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The Y of the Yes: a slingshot ace to the test

hell yeah confidence.

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They said, “SMILE!”; she said, “DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO F*CKING DO!”

The pictures turned out bad.

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I asked her, “What does the Morse coded message translate to?” She replied, “You figure it out.”

After thanking her for her help, I then realized that I really had to do the homework.

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One of the better things about a long waiting line is its ability to remind people of the option to do it yourself

(or not having to be at the mercy of something else). I would love to see a waiting line that is weirdly long enough to be in the cursive shape of “DIY”. Ironic fun.

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Hints of the latest (and third) issue of my zine/chapbook “When Deadlines Become Zombies”. (for maximum good times effect, probably lower expectations)

When Deadlines Become Zombies Issue Number Three Anchored by cover’s Leasha listening under see…

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What might make reading books more sexy

is pretending that the front and back covers are legs. Open them up, explore and enjoy

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Learned from a friend that one of his friends is really into makeup and perfume, that those two things are her passion.

So i suggested to him that maybe (and in good surpriseful spirit) he could start planning to do a little alteration on her cosmetics for the next April first. It’s never too early to prepare

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